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Song Parodies -> "She's Grew Her Stubbles (Just Like Mine)"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got Your Troubles (I've Got Mine)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Fortunes

Parody Song Title:

"She's Grew Her Stubbles (Just Like Mine)"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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II saw a furry look upon her face,
She grew her stubbles, just like mine.
She had that stubby look that had no place,
Was more than bubbles in that wine?
Did do I crossed in love to gay?
Was I now queen just for a day?
What did I do was I with wonder guy?
She's growing stubbles just like pine.
Indeed was chemistry, 'tween she and I,
'Cause she's got stubbles, blows my mind.
She used and loved me like a ho,
Think I'll say so long now bro,
It's just so shocking, my crack got caulking,
Under the covers, yew...

------ InstruMENtal Inter-trude ------

What do, I crossed over to gay?
I let this queen blow me away.
All she did give me was a sore behind,
Before the stubbles, she looked fine.
It's just this queen wants be my friend,
How could she be so pretty half nude?
But be a dude?
She was dressed crossed, dressed crossed, dressed crossed. thought little girl viewed.

They'll be another place, another time,
I'll watch for stubbles, and the wine.
Won't burst my bubble with a vine.
No more be tumbled from behi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-nd.


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alvin - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...title of the day....funny, but kinda creeped me out too.....made me wonder if stubble on stubble creates some sort of velcro effect
Ann Hammond - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Guy - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Sorry to creep you out, but you creeped me back with that velcro remark - HA-HA! The idea for this parody struck me on Tuesday when my wife and I were in a Thai restaurant. In front of us waiting to pay our check were three she-males. One was really hard to tell that she was a guy. The Adam's apple gave her away. This other one had punked spiked hair but had beard stubble on his face. All three looked like they were taking female hormones and possibly contemplating a sex change. The blond for all I knew may have had the surgery. She could have fooled the sharpest eye, I swear. Anyway it came to me to write this parody about it. I wish to make this disclaimer now.

No hetrosexuals were violated during the writing of this parody. I neglected to post that disclaimer at post time. Thanks for your comment Alvin. This thing has 26 views at this point and two comments. I guess I left them speech or typeless.

Ann - Thanks for the he-he - heh heh.
MrMacphisto - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
One of the best today... lol
say what? - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . tiny bubbles in the wine, makes you feel horny toward "Miss" Divine !
Peregrin - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy, you've crossed into some wierd stuff here!
PMS - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny song that got the point a-CROSS-ed
Miss Thing - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
oooooh - Let me compress your hard drive for ya big boy. Some "girls" have all the fun.
Guy - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto - Thanks for the high marks.

Say What? - Ha good one - but I didn't know that roofies would do that to a person.

Pip - Yes I did and I'm glad to say that I have now crossed back. Heh Heh.- it was fun to write - wonder how many people will take me seriously with this as they really think they have me figured out.

PMS - It was the POINT that caused the pain! Thanks!

And Miss Thing - You poor dear. There are a lot of nice "girls" at the local gay bars. Go on now and find one for yourself, once was way too much for this guy. If you want a straight guy to add to your conquests you may want to go the roofies route but you won't find me in any bars of any sort since I do not imbibe in spirits.

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