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Song Parodies -> "Dawn™ (Make This Pay)"
Original Song Title:
"Dawn (Go Away)"
Original Performer:
The Four Seasons
Parody Song Title:
"Dawn™ (Make This Pay)"
Parody Written by:
Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Having done ads for cleaning products all week, when do the Big Bucks start rolling in? ... see other post today for more explicit wishin' and hopin', etc.
Dirty cups and plates: "Bummer", mourn
I call for Dawn™
Dawn
"Go away, grime, and brightens too"
No brawn --
Dishes swim, and come out like new
Cling on?
Klingon poo-poo?
Stink!
What a pig, man can be!
Sink:
No more traces, you'll see
One blink and the pewter is free of the pouring of tea
Dawn makes my day
Leaves clean array
Be proud to show
Fine china display
After buffet
Guests go away
I wash; you dry
(I met her halfway)
Ahh, ahh, ah...
Ooh, woo, hoo!
Dawn
Put away: rack, within each prong
Surly rant --
-- Till erases where grease was borne
Cleans my toupee
Looking jaunty
I flaunt with a wink
No anom'lie, I say
Clink! --
Guests are toasting "hooray"
Now, drink, knowing glasses are clean minus thumbprints from me
Seee-ee?
Gone...
It's the way I wash; shouldn't you?
Pawn --
-- 'less they pay us when this is through.... ;-(
[repeat as poor parody writers fade away awaiting royalty checks]
I call for Dawn™
Dawn
"Go away, grime, and brightens too"
No brawn --
Dishes swim, and come out like new
Cling on?
Klingon poo-poo?
Stink!
What a pig, man can be!
Sink:
No more traces, you'll see
One blink and the pewter is free of the pouring of tea
Dawn makes my day
Leaves clean array
Be proud to show
Fine china display
After buffet
Guests go away
I wash; you dry
(I met her halfway)
Ahh, ahh, ah...
Ooh, woo, hoo!
Dawn
Put away: rack, within each prong
Surly rant --
-- Till erases where grease was borne
Cleans my toupee
Looking jaunty
I flaunt with a wink
No anom'lie, I say
Clink! --
Guests are toasting "hooray"
Now, drink, knowing glasses are clean minus thumbprints from me
Seee-ee?
Gone...
It's the way I wash; shouldn't you?
Pawn --
-- 'less they pay us when this is through.... ;-(
[repeat as poor parody writers fade away awaiting royalty checks]
Still waitin' on those checks to roll in! C'mon, Procter & Gamble, you have millions -- help out a coupla' poor jingle writers! You may own the trademark to Dawn, but this parody is © 2010 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. So, pay already! E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com to obtain address to which to send royalty checks.
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Maybe I can pick up your royalties check for you. I live less than 10 miles from P&G's corporate headquarters in downtown Cincinnati. ;D
This parody cleans up so thoroughly you might say it's a Nude Dawn!
Royal T's n' Fiddle-dee-glees all around!
Royal T's n' Fiddle-dee-glees all around!
Sparkling parody phrasing
Almost had me thinking it would be about your OTHER favorite subject:
"Dawn, come over here, I'm so good for ewe"!! LOL.........
You're cleanin' up this week, TT.
To - not Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle - The NEW, IMPROVED Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle: Thank you for the new, improved version of that stupid song.
Old Man Ribber: Would you do that for us? Gee, thanks! (and for v/c, too!) :-D
TJC: LOL, but shouldn't that be Newed Dawn? ... and *someone* (cough) vetoed TT's inclusion of the old joke, "I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn excites me". Downsides of collab... (actually, an upside. It was better left out of the song, though there're always the comments heh heh! xoxoxo muah -- uh to Fg, not to you, TJ...)
AFW: See these thanks reflected in the dishes!
Mark Scotti: See comment to TJC ;) ... thanks for v/c!
John Barry: Yeah, but not in cash :-( ... thanks for v/c.
2Eagle: And this week only, 10% off on all parodies! .. uh, wait, that would make 4.5, 4.5, 4.5, -- strike that idea. This week (and every week), with every parody comment, you get a zany reply, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Act now -- smooth operators are standing by! ;)
TJC: LOL, but shouldn't that be Newed Dawn? ... and *someone* (cough) vetoed TT's inclusion of the old joke, "I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn excites me". Downsides of collab... (actually, an upside. It was better left out of the song, though there're always the comments heh heh! xoxoxo muah -- uh to Fg, not to you, TJ...)
AFW: See these thanks reflected in the dishes!
Mark Scotti: See comment to TJC ;) ... thanks for v/c!
John Barry: Yeah, but not in cash :-( ... thanks for v/c.
2Eagle: And this week only, 10% off on all parodies! .. uh, wait, that would make 4.5, 4.5, 4.5, -- strike that idea. This week (and every week), with every parody comment, you get a zany reply, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Act now -- smooth operators are standing by! ;)
This parody really cleaned! Nice cleaner parody. DKTOS but I'll vote 5's
Thanks, all...
OMR: Gosh, thanks! (But can a retired trombonist be trusted, or would he just pocket it on the "slide"? hahahahahaha... Oh, FG...)
TJC: That's right... off with the old, and... well, off with the old. ;)
AFW: And look-- we even have younger-looking hands! ;)
Mark Scotti: Pleeeeeez, don't give him any more ideas... ;)
John Barry: Ditto TT's comment!
2Eagle: And remember, our products are never tested on animals-- they are only tested on parody writers. You have our word on it. ;)
Phil Nelson: Actually, TT's always pretty fresh... ;) Thanks for v/c!
OMR: Gosh, thanks! (But can a retired trombonist be trusted, or would he just pocket it on the "slide"? hahahahahaha... Oh, FG...)
TJC: That's right... off with the old, and... well, off with the old. ;)
AFW: And look-- we even have younger-looking hands! ;)
Mark Scotti: Pleeeeeez, don't give him any more ideas... ;)
John Barry: Ditto TT's comment!
2Eagle: And remember, our products are never tested on animals-- they are only tested on parody writers. You have our word on it. ;)
Phil Nelson: Actually, TT's always pretty fresh... ;) Thanks for v/c!
Phil Nelson: Thanks.
@ Fiddlegirl @ OMR: At least trombonists, unlike violinists, don't have F-holes to stick it in.
(That joke is as "clean" as this parody! Really, peeps, look up "F-hole" in Wikipedia! It's *clean*, I tell you! ;-)
@ Fiddlegirl @ OMR: At least trombonists, unlike violinists, don't have F-holes to stick it in.
(That joke is as "clean" as this parody! Really, peeps, look up "F-hole" in Wikipedia! It's *clean*, I tell you! ;-)
he he
"he he"... and "she she" thank you very much, I'm sure! ;)
Ann Hammond: A la Fg, "TT" thanks you very much!
*My* F-holes are quite clean... ;)
Yes, I know ... oops, was I not supposed to tell? ;)
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