Song Parodies -> "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

Original Song Title:

"Big Girls Don't Cry"

Original Performer:

"Pig Girls Don't Cry"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

If you haven't heard... http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister

Pig girls don't cry!
Pig girls don't cry!

Pig girls
don't cry-yi-yi!
(They don't cry!)
Pig girls...
Don't cry!
(Who said they don't cry?)

Sty girl
said goodbye-yi-yi!
(My oh my!)
Sty girl
Didn't cry!
(I wonder why!)

(Cameron)
Told his sow
they had to break up!
(Cameron)
Thought that they
could no more schtup!
(Cameron)
Papers said
to his surprise:

"PIG GIRLS DON'T CRY!"

Pig girls
don't cry-yi-yi!
(They don't cry!)
Pig girls...
Don't cry!
(Who said they don't cry?)

Maybe...
I'll da-a-amned!
(I'll be damned!)
Baby...
I was hammed!
(In Nottingham!)

(Cameron)
"Shame on you!"
the papers said!
(Cameron)
"Shame on you!
A sty's your bed!"
(Cameron)
"Shame on you!
She told on Sky:
Pig girls DO cry!"

Pig girls
don't cry-yi-yi!
(They don't cry!)
Pig girls...
Don't cry!
(You've got no alibi!)

Pig girls don't cry!
Pig girls don't cry!
Pig girls don't cry!
Pig girls don't cry!
(repeat 'til fade)

Finally, an advantage to the very stupid people who accuse President Obama of being a Muslim: He would never do this! Hell, even President Clinton was never accused of this, although Monica Lewinsky was called some awful names.

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Ann H - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment

here's an OS I like singing. Don't keep up with news any more since I seem to forget about everything with my brain tumor these days. It's not just because of the politic subject

Patrick - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment

As my brother told me yesterday, one of the tenants of Islam is interest free lending. Since Obama became President, banks have stopped paying interest on savings. Obama has never been accused of that porcine sort of activity, in fact, it is all but impossible to find out anything about him before 2007. Your song just affirms my long-standing practice of not eating pork.

Phil Alexander - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment

Damn, that was quick :) DKTOS, but thought the title would be this story

2Eagle - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment

Don't you love messing around with the Four Seasons? After Frankie went solo he lost that falsetto. Maybe his vocal chords were taking a beating.

Jonathan - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment

okay I definitely have a better understanding of this story now... gonna be awkward the next time I eat bacon! 5's

Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Unique take on the situation- 555!

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