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Song Parodies -> "If I Were A Prostitute"
Original Song Title:
"If I Were A Carpenter"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Four Tops
Parody Song Title:
"If I Were A Prostitute"
Parody Written by:
Spencer Karter
The Lyrics
Here's a funny song to the tune of IF I WERE A CARPENTER. I tried my best writing the parody, and I don't want to offend anybody.
If I were a prostitute, and you were a pimp
Would you pimp me anyway (Would you pimp me anyway)
Won't you have my money? (won't you have my money)
If I take the bosses trade, would loaned it me?
Oh carrying the money I made (carrying the money I made)
Following closer behing him (following behind him)
(Pimp so hard through) nighttime (pimp so hard for the boss)
Cause I have given all you my money, give me part of your honey
If I pimp the tires of a car (yes I pimp the tires of a car)
Would you help me?
Ah, anwser me boss, yes I would
(Yes I would sugar anyway)
I'd raise you a spare tire
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
If I was SUPERFLY, at a hustle will pimpin'
Now would you miss your feathered hat (would you miss your feathered hat)
And your soft cane shining? (and your soft cane shining)
If I were a prostitute, and you were a pimp
DOLEMITE would like it anyway? (would like it anyway)
Would you have my money? (would you have my money)
If I were a prostitute, and you were a pimp
Would you pimp me anyway
Won't you have my money?
Would you pimp me anyway (Would you pimp me anyway)
Won't you have my money? (won't you have my money)
If I take the bosses trade, would loaned it me?
Oh carrying the money I made (carrying the money I made)
Following closer behing him (following behind him)
(Pimp so hard through) nighttime (pimp so hard for the boss)
Cause I have given all you my money, give me part of your honey
If I pimp the tires of a car (yes I pimp the tires of a car)
Would you help me?
Ah, anwser me boss, yes I would
(Yes I would sugar anyway)
I'd raise you a spare tire
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
If I was SUPERFLY, at a hustle will pimpin'
Now would you miss your feathered hat (would you miss your feathered hat)
And your soft cane shining? (and your soft cane shining)
If I were a prostitute, and you were a pimp
DOLEMITE would like it anyway? (would like it anyway)
Would you have my money? (would you have my money)
If I were a prostitute, and you were a pimp
Would you pimp me anyway
Won't you have my money?
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I'mn not too familiar with the original, but it seems like this could have been a lot better, Spencer. Some of the lines don't make much sense (especially if the reader has no clue who Dolemite is, which I only have a *vague* notion of). I won't rate it, but I'm just aiming to provide some constructive criticism here.
Dolemite is a character from a 1975 Blaxploitation film by the same name, stared Rudy Ray Moore.
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