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Song Parodies -> "Midnight Confections"
Original Song Title:
"Midnight Confessions"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Grass Roots
Parody Song Title:
"Midnight Confections"
Parody Written by:
David Chrenko
The Lyrics
Leave blank if you don't need to explain anything.
The sound of my footsteps,
Crossing the kitchen flo-or.
Past motion detectors, yeah.
Unlock the chains, so I can open the door that hides...
All my midnight confections,
Fettuccini Alfredo, I love you.
So many great selections!
And I crave Belgian Waffles, and Thai Fooooooood . . .
I LOVE FOOD!
Crunchy Buffalo Wings, some left-over ham,
Marmalade or jam.
There's a cruller before me - the scent is divine.
It tastes great with wine . . .
(4 out of 5 pastry chef's agree on a nice Riesling or Chenin Blanc . . .
4 out of 5 plastered winos swear by Thunderbird")
Gluttony after bedtime - I'm gnawing on a pork rind.
Pizza, cola, and key lime, baby.
These midnight feedings,
Just go straight to my thighs - Oh my!
All my midnight confections,
Fettuccini Alfredo, I love you.
Must feed my food obsession!
And I crave Candy Apples, and Tofuuuuuuuuuuu . . .
I LOVE FOOD!
Stacks of grilled onion rings - I fried in the pan.
Burned them all again,
Smoke alarm starts a-screamin'.
Sure wish I was dreamin' - I'm busted again . . .
All my midnight confections,
Now I'm down on my knees,
Beggin' for food!
I'll make contrite concessions,
Mow the lawns, rake the leaves.
Workin' for food.
Na-na . . . . A-noth-er ba-na-na.
Na-na-na - Quarter pounder, ya!
Na-na . . . . One ton o' wontons, Ma'am.
Na-na-na - Just say "No" to Spam.
Crossing the kitchen flo-or.
Past motion detectors, yeah.
Unlock the chains, so I can open the door that hides...
All my midnight confections,
Fettuccini Alfredo, I love you.
So many great selections!
And I crave Belgian Waffles, and Thai Fooooooood . . .
I LOVE FOOD!
Crunchy Buffalo Wings, some left-over ham,
Marmalade or jam.
There's a cruller before me - the scent is divine.
It tastes great with wine . . .
(4 out of 5 pastry chef's agree on a nice Riesling or Chenin Blanc . . .
4 out of 5 plastered winos swear by Thunderbird")
Gluttony after bedtime - I'm gnawing on a pork rind.
Pizza, cola, and key lime, baby.
These midnight feedings,
Just go straight to my thighs - Oh my!
All my midnight confections,
Fettuccini Alfredo, I love you.
Must feed my food obsession!
And I crave Candy Apples, and Tofuuuuuuuuuuu . . .
I LOVE FOOD!
Stacks of grilled onion rings - I fried in the pan.
Burned them all again,
Smoke alarm starts a-screamin'.
Sure wish I was dreamin' - I'm busted again . . .
All my midnight confections,
Now I'm down on my knees,
Beggin' for food!
I'll make contrite concessions,
Mow the lawns, rake the leaves.
Workin' for food.
Na-na . . . . A-noth-er ba-na-na.
Na-na-na - Quarter pounder, ya!
Na-na . . . . One ton o' wontons, Ma'am.
Na-na-na - Just say "No" to Spam.
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David C - Made me hungry! Good stuff. I especially liked your "pre-comment", so original...
Thanks, Paul. Nice to know people DO read the comments. BTW, did anyone catch that Chucky finally noticed the missing "R" in "Based on the perfoRmance by"? Remember, this is Super Tuesday at Am I Right - so, vote early and vote often.
delicious
You just made me hungry
You know what I like to eat late at night!!! heheheh 5x5x5
Remember what happens if you feed a gremlin after midnight.
scrumptious
David C - No, Amazingly enough I never noticed it. I guess it's because I'm so busy over-obsessing while I'm editing and re-checking MY stuff before I submit it. After that I don't think I even read past the "Original song" title when I look at someones parody. Good eyes, DC...
"One ton o’ wontons, Ma’am" HAHAHAHAWWWW !!! You kook! 5's
yeah, someone sent me email about it, and I finally got off my butt and fixed it. of course, the corrections for misheard lyrics stands at around 5,000+ unreviewed corrections needed, so I doubt I'll be getting caught up on those at any point.
Hey David - good job on a great song
But does anybody REALLY crave tofu? That would be weird. Still, quite good.
Tasty parody!
Thanks everybody who came by, said hi, voted fives! Claude, of course nobody in their right mind would crave tofu . . . ahhh, but candy apples AND tofu . . . that's another story.
I DO know the original! Great job, David! 5's!
This is a lot of food for thought. I stay on a sea food diet most of the time. See food, eat same. Great job David!
A good parody, David
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