Saturday night I was in deep space
Working for the NBA
Sitting in a nest of a bad place
Whisky bottles piling high

Bootlegging captain on the west side
Full of women who are doing it wrong
Just about to call up the doctor
When I heard this woman talking so long

A pair of CD's made me open my eyes
The temperature started to rise
She was a strong cool girl in a vandread
Like a five note, beautiful song
With just one look I was a bad man
'cos that long cool pilot had it wrong

I saw her crying' at the table
With a tall walking baseball bat
When Hibiki said I hope that you're able man
Well I'm telling you Meia knows where it's at
Well suddenly we heard the sirens
And everybody started to run
A breaking down the doors and the tables
Well I heard Barnette shooting a gun

Well the doctor was pumping my left hand
And then Meia was a-holding my right
Well she told me don't get scared
'cos you're gonna be spared
Well I've never been forgiven
If I never spend my living
With a strong cool girl in a vandread
Like a five note, beautiful song
With just one look I was a bad man
'cos that long cool pilot had it wrong

Had it wrong