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Song Parodies -> "Bust Op"
Original Song Title:
"Bus Stop"
Original Performer:
The Hollies
Parody Song Title:
"Bust Op"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Those who have read previous works on this topic by TT (pronounced, "Tee-Tee"), know that he doesn't really feel this way. (Note to self: "Feel this way" = bad choice of words.) He values quality over "quantitty". But once the title switch popped into his pea-brain (autochthonously, like most of his ideas), it was irresistible. OS lyrics here. Better-than-usual MIDI here. First two bars of the MIDI are intro (no lyrics).
Bust op; cup: "A",
She's flat; I say,
"Make me happy fella"
Bust op; bust grows,
He gaze; love glows
Singing "Bella, bella" [1]
All that silicone employed, it --
Made her bustline shine
Curvy swell-a, he enjoyed it,
A "DD-39"
Ev'ry Friday, I would see her; cop a feel and kiss
Sometimes I'd miss, and that would leave her quite distraught
Many times I searched and groped, but many times in vain
Someday, my dame will have bazongers that win acclaim
My poor girl was brokenhearted;
"Willy" feeling blue
Thinking of a sweet enhance--
--ment sadly overdue
Came the big day; surgeon bowing
Girlfriend flowering now
Outdoes Ander-son, Pam-ela
Puts to shame a cow
(interlude, with band marching two abreast)
Ev'ry evening, I would see her, baiting me with top
In time, it's dropped, and she would show me what I sought
Endlessly I stared until I popped a purple vein
No more "Plain Jane", her charms can endlessly entertain
Bust op; hurray!
"Nice pair", I say,
Makes my noodle swell-a
Bust op; bust rose,
He pays: new clothes
For his Cinderella
Since then, never disappointed
Sinned and lain, love mine
Areola: perky, pointed
So august, she's divine [2]
[1] "Bella" = "beautiful" (Italian)
[2] "August" = "inspiring awe or admiration"
She's flat; I say,
"Make me happy fella"
Bust op; bust grows,
He gaze; love glows
Singing "Bella, bella" [1]
All that silicone employed, it --
Made her bustline shine
Curvy swell-a, he enjoyed it,
A "DD-39"
Ev'ry Friday, I would see her; cop a feel and kiss
Sometimes I'd miss, and that would leave her quite distraught
Many times I searched and groped, but many times in vain
Someday, my dame will have bazongers that win acclaim
My poor girl was brokenhearted;
"Willy" feeling blue
Thinking of a sweet enhance--
--ment sadly overdue
Came the big day; surgeon bowing
Girlfriend flowering now
Outdoes Ander-son, Pam-ela
Puts to shame a cow
(interlude, with band marching two abreast)
Ev'ry evening, I would see her, baiting me with top
In time, it's dropped, and she would show me what I sought
Endlessly I stared until I popped a purple vein
No more "Plain Jane", her charms can endlessly entertain
Bust op; hurray!
"Nice pair", I say,
Makes my noodle swell-a
Bust op; bust rose,
He pays: new clothes
For his Cinderella
Since then, never disappointed
Sinned and lain, love mine
Areola: perky, pointed
So august, she's divine [2]
[1] "Bella" = "beautiful" (Italian)
[2] "August" = "inspiring awe or admiration"
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This is over the top...Jiggles the funny bone, also, a fantastic title sub
Oh geez...what a BRILLIANT title! Totally TMGLTM, but "popped a purple vein" stuck out, so to speak. ;)
i like the way this story developed...many great lines...5s
You are almost as good as Kristof Robertson and I mean that! 555
Oh man... he he
Not a bus stop, but a Buestenhalt[er]. You went for the jugsular on this one.
Great to see you back, Titty Turtle. =) I hadn't heard TOS in a while, but your pacing and rhymes made it come back to me instantly. Funny work: no bust here. Btw, oldie lyrics has spyware - Webroot Spysweeper block that site for me. Quick question: "He gaze" and "He pays"... why the switch in perspective? 5s
PS: You ought to do "Post Op" to this OS. I've recorded a few parodies in your absence. Send me a PM or what not if you want to check them out.
AFW, Cat, alvin, thanks... great puns, all.... Jason, thanks; I'm trying to improve.... Ann Hammond, thanks... John Barry, danke sehr.
Sharp catch, there, budding grammar guru. The answer would be that consistency of person (first vs. third) was sacrificed for greater syllable matching; i. e. OS "She stays" matches/subs to "He gaze" and "He pays". IYHO, is that a reasonable trade-off? (Your comment indicated that the close match helped recall OS, no?) ...Been trying for increased syllable-matching lately, e.g., (cough) first and probably only stab at "American Pie", 3w.amiright.com/parody/70s/donmclean119.shtml (cough).
"Bazongers"...word of the week! No, F*** it; word of the year! Mamm-odies (as I like to call them) always tickle my fancy, and this is up there with the greats. Wonderful stuff, TT. 555+
Kristof Robertson: Mamm-odies LOL! ... thanks, Kristof.
This parody lacked something at first, but it grew into a stunning display of talent.
Rex, thanks (lol!)
Fave couplet:
"Ev'ry evening I would see her baiting me with top
In time it's dropped and she would show me what she sought"
"Ev'ry evening I would see her baiting me with top
In time it's dropped and she would show me what she sought"
TT is glad that Merry found the humor that she sought!
TT, your cups runneth over with humour :)
Holy TToledo - wonderful and snappy, TT - it made me even like the OS - it's all brilliant but the title is an absolutely classic get - 555
Peregrin :) and stuart :), thanks much.
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