(I got—to get—them down!)

(Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Ooo, oof!)

I weigh too much…fat is dense!
So I will try…a three-week cleanse.
But I’m on the edges… (So-so…)
Eating only veges. (Oh, no!)

I want a muffin so bad!
(Down, down, down…)
I want a muffin so bad!
(Get the inches down, down, down, down, down…)
And when I think of pumpkin…pies,
Sweet desserts that…tantalize,
Oh, heaven help me!
I want a muffin so bad! (Muffin so bad!)

The fruits allowed…are limited.
It makes me want…to stay in bed!
Only four strawberries… (Oh, dear!)
With no cream, no dairy… (How drear!)

I want a muffin so bad!
(Down, down, down…)
Some ice cream would make me glad.
(Get the inches down, down, down, down, down…)
Oh, how I crave a sugar…fix,
While I chew the…carrot sticks.
Some second helpings…
I want a muffin so bad! (Muffin so bad!)

(instrumental break:
I got to lose it, lo-oose it,
I got to lose it, lo-oose it,
I got to lose it, lo-oose it,
I got to lose it, and lose it now!)

Pizza pepperoni… (Oh, yum!)
Bursting with anchovies… (Have none!)

I want a muffin so bad!
(Down, down, down…)
Some little carbs to be had…
(Get the inches down, down, down, down, down…)
I must drink tons of H2…O
Just to keep me…on the go.
I’m keeping healthy—
I want a muffin so bad! (Muffins are bad!)

(I got to get them down!)

(Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Down, down, down, get the inches down,
Down, down, down, get the inches down…)

Lose it, lose it now!
I want a muffin so bad!
Lose it, lose it now!
I want a muffin so bad…!