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Song Parodies -> "Where Have All The Showers Gone"
Original Song Title:
"Where Have All The Flowers Gone"
Original Performer:
The Kingsman Trio
Parody Song Title:
"Where Have All The Showers Gone"
Parody Written by:
Steve Abelli
The Lyrics
This started as a comic parody and while a couple of verses remain as such and are intended to be humorous, as it wrote itself, it quickly became a bittersweet tribute to today's society, and concludes with the unstoppable spirit and stamina of Americans everywhere, no matter their race, color or creed.
Where have all the showers gone?
Copper thieves trespassing.
Where have all the showers gone?
Where stolen items go.
Where have all the showers gone?
Gone to resale every one.
Cutting torches flame and burn.
Cutting torches flame and burn.
Where have all the fun girls gone?
Driver's they're harassing.
Where have all the fun girls gone?
Where naughty, bad girls go.
Where have all the fun girls gone?
Gone to prison every one.
Prostitution takes a turn.
Prostitution takes a turn.
Where have all the young men gone?
Birthdays quickly passing.
Where have all the young men gone?
Where all men quickly go.
Where have all the young men gone?
Now they're seniors everyone.
Life's corner they have turned.
Life's corner they have turned.
Where have all the shoulders gone?
No cars passing.
Where have all the shoulders gone?
That provide wider traffic flow.
Where have all the shoulders gone?
Not built for lack of funds.
Taxpayers still get burned.
Taxpayers still get burned.
Where have all the Bravehearts gone?
Enemies need smashing.
Where have all the Bravehearts gone?
One's disemboweled, you know.
Where have all the Bravehearts gone?
I'm sure we'll spawn another one.
Our country won't be spurned.
Our country won't be spurned.
Copper thieves trespassing.
Where have all the showers gone?
Where stolen items go.
Where have all the showers gone?
Gone to resale every one.
Cutting torches flame and burn.
Cutting torches flame and burn.
Where have all the fun girls gone?
Driver's they're harassing.
Where have all the fun girls gone?
Where naughty, bad girls go.
Where have all the fun girls gone?
Gone to prison every one.
Prostitution takes a turn.
Prostitution takes a turn.
Where have all the young men gone?
Birthdays quickly passing.
Where have all the young men gone?
Where all men quickly go.
Where have all the young men gone?
Now they're seniors everyone.
Life's corner they have turned.
Life's corner they have turned.
Where have all the shoulders gone?
No cars passing.
Where have all the shoulders gone?
That provide wider traffic flow.
Where have all the shoulders gone?
Not built for lack of funds.
Taxpayers still get burned.
Taxpayers still get burned.
Where have all the Bravehearts gone?
Enemies need smashing.
Where have all the Bravehearts gone?
One's disemboweled, you know.
Where have all the Bravehearts gone?
I'm sure we'll spawn another one.
Our country won't be spurned.
Our country won't be spurned.
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