-> "Charlie Blew Microsoft Away"
Original Song Title:
"M.T.A."
Parody Song Title:
"Charlie Blew Microsoft Away"
The Lyrics
Well, let me tell you of the story of a geek named Charlie
On a magic and fateful day
When he booted up his Linux
Grabbed his mouse and keyboard -
- And then blew Microsoft away
And so did Microsoft burn?
Oh yes Microsoft burned !
And it never will return (poor old Billy)
Charlie fried the headquarters of Windows software
He's the geek - who made Windows burn!
Charlie fired off a virus
With a worm and Trojan
Just to make sure that he'd succeed
When they got into the ventilation heating system -
- Those viruses began to breed
And so did Microsoft burn?
Oh yes Microsoft burned !
And it never will return (bye bye Windows)
Charlie fried the headquarters of Windows software
He's the geek - who made Windows burn!
One of Bill Gate's hapless coders
Stood up from his keyboard
And suspiciously sniffed the air
When he smelled smoke he yelled "FIRE!" to the other coders -
- And they got the hell out of there!
And so did Microsoft burn?
Oh yes Microsoft burned !
And it never will return (here comes Linux)
Charlie fried the headquarters of Windows software
He's the geek - who made Windows burn!
Charlie's virus replicated
So insidiously quickly
That Bill Gate's drones could only run
And outside from a distance
Billy's drones watched in horror -
- As headquarters burned like the Sun
And so did Microsoft burn?
Oh yes Microsoft burned !
And it never will return (hallelujah)
Charlie fried the headquarters of Windows software
He's the geek - who made Windows burn!
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