His first movie must have been "This Boy's Life"
He was only in it for five seconds but it costarred Leo
L-e-o, yeah, Leo
It wasn't the greatest film, it wasn't the worst
And I wouldn't have complained if I had seen it for free, oh
F-r-e-e, free, oh

No one ever knew of him until five years ago
When he was in "The Ice Storm" and in a Woody Allen flick had a
cameo, c-a-m-e-o, cameo
Well I'm not stupid but I can't understand
Why the one chosen to portray Spiderman
was Tobey, T-o-b-e-y, Tobey

Well "Cider House Rules" and "Pleasantville"
Made pushed him to the upper rank
But he's made a lot movies, good and bad
"Ride With the Devil" stank, yeah it really tanked
Well I'm not the world's most knowledgable guy
But you should give a decent script to the small fry
Known as Tobey, T-o-b-e-y, Tobey