The Hen-Night girls all seem to go
to this dump down on the West Coast
hoping that it's sunny in Blackpool
I won't go abroad
my holiday is crap - assured
I hope that it's sunny in Blackpool

Save me, save me, I'll come home quickly
I got that 'Blackpool at Night' postcard already
and I'd love to go to Burgundy
but I can't speak French y'see
so I hope it's sunny in Blackpool
in Summertime

I went on that rollercoaster
and it was much to high by far
visitor's all drunken here constantly
when the Trams appear
somewhere near the southern pier
drinking carries on up in Blackpool

Help me, help me, got to catch a train
well, I've got two good reasons to come back again
the first: it's fairly cheap you see
the second: it's quite near me
but it's never sunny in Blackpool
in the summertime
in the summertime
in the summertime
in the summertime