Fool moon, Vampire in the blood bank
Cloves on my neck wafting plenty of good rank
That goon's, asking for a wood shank
Doesn't need to bite a victim in the blood bank

All around, people looking half bled
Running on the sidewalks, scattered as "the staff" fled

But in flight he's a different bird
Go out and spot that terd
Come-on, come-on and catch the sight
Despite the risk it'll be alright

And hey, don't you know I give God thanks
When garlic can save my night
With a Vampire, in the blood bank
With a Vampire, in the blood bank

Fool moon, Werewolf in the subway
Drooling so vile and looking so scruffy
Hound dog, looking to do Buffy
Gonna pee in every corner of the subway

See him whizzing by a bone pile
Jumping up the stairs, gonna catch you at the turnstile

But in light, he's a different pup
Go out and look him up
Come-on, come-on and catch the sight
Despite his bark he will not bite

And hey, don't you know it's a great day
When undead can't lurk in the light
With a Werewolf, in the subway
With a Werewolf, in the subway

Fool moon, Mummy at the movies
Wraps on his head make him ugly and moody
Been dead, doesn't he have kooties?
Didn't seem to bring his popcorn to the movies

All around, people looking half dead
Running out the back way, quicker than a bob sled

But in light, he's a different bag
Go out and read his tag (toe tag)
Come-on, come-on catch his sight
Because he naps there will be no fright

And why, don't you go out to see him
'cause undead, can't lurk in the light
See a Mummy, at the museum
See a Mummy, at the museum