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Song Parodies -> "Darling Needs More Booze"

Original Song Title:

"Darling, Be Home Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Darling Needs More Booze"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

rum ?
her stock has taken wing and slid away
beer ?
no pabst about, she will not find a stray
wine has but a few minutes to breathe
then its thrown down her throat with much glee

my darling needs more booze
she cannot bear to wait an extra minute for that bottle
my darling needs more booze
if not a whisky sour, then a martini, she will throttle
but supplies are weak from having snoots impromptu

black cows ?
she ordered four or five but was not smashed
she always has the stamina to last
but i see, time to time, she's confused
its the times when she's drank too much hootch
it may bring about her doom

my darling needs more booze
she cannot bear to wait an extra minute for that bottle
my darling needs more booze
if not a whisky sour, then a martini, she will throttle
but supplies are weak from having snoots impromptu

crow ?
it fills her crazy head but she ain't high
rye ?
she could be called a souse, i realize
its ok, no one's immune

my darling needs more booze
she cannot bear to wait an extra minute for that bottle
my darling needs more booze
if not a whisky sour, then a martini, she will throttle
but supplies are weak from having snoots impromptu


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John Barry - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Laughing my Absolut off at the title alone!
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this one! Perhaps a fifth. Also one of my all-time favorite original songs. Even if John Sebastian was stoned out of his gourd when he sang it at Woodstock.
Paul Robinson - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
MP stole my opening remark line, but I knew SOMEBODY would have already used it. What, only 2 votes so far? Anyway, this was really funny. I really thought the "snoots impromptu" line ending was exceptionally clever. 5's ~ ~ ~
alvin - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john michael and paul
AFW - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Intoxicating
Yoidy - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You booze, you win! 555
alvin - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and yoidy
Andy Primus - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great band & funny parody
LadyNorCAL - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Love this ~OS~ the Bros Mark & John did write some fantastic stuff . . but your lyrics do ' take the cupCake', sir Alvin! ! and I Know that GrandPaw ~J-One~ and PapaJJ are laughing about the ~Pabst Blue Ribbon~ line!
Andria - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, Alvin, and I personally don't drink that much and am considered a good choice as a designated driver despite a non-lethal, non-injurious accident that I brought up in a comment on one of AFW's parodies submitted on February 2nd, 2009. Here you go, Alvin, 5 cold beers, 5 glasses of wine, and 5 shots of distilled liquor, adding up to 5-5-5.
alvin - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks andy...thanks LadyNorCAL....thanks andria....a designated driver is always a good thing to have around

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