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Song Parodies -> "Man This Turd Is Steamin'"
Original Song Title:
"California Dreamin'"
Original Performer:
The Mamas and the Papas
Parody Song Title:
"Man This Turd Is Steamin'"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
My turn to take a dump on one of the classics. I really do love this song, and what is here is off TOS off TOA, with improvised background vocals.
All my turds are brown ( Almost all are brown )
And my eyes are grey ( And the walls are grey )
I just took a dump ( He just took a dump )
On this sh**ty day ( What else can I say? )
I'll be kind and warn ( He'll be kind and warn )
Put up the caution tape ( The stench is nasal rape )
Man this turd is steamin' ( D*mn that turd is steamin' )
On such a sh**ty day
I dropped trow in a stall
I gassed all in the way
Hell, my pants are at my knees ( Pants around his knees )
And I began to say ( Don't come out sideways )
Oh, the toilet hates the stool ( Toilet hates the stool )
Gross but does not complain ( Still leaves a sh*t stain )
Man this turd is steamin' ( D*mn that turd is steamin' )
On such a sh**ty day
( farts the flute solo and other instruments )
Underwear is brown ( Underwear is brown )
And the Tide won't take ( Wish this stain was fake )
I just took a dump ( He just took a dump )
Such a way to wake ( Man for goodness sake )
No I can not tell her ( No way you can tell her )
Her lawyer would rake ( Have half what I make )
Man this turd is steamin' ( D*mn that turd is steamin' )
On such a sh**ty day ( Man this turd is steamin' )
On such a sh**ty day ( D*mn that turd is steamin' )
It's such a sh**ty day.
And my eyes are grey ( And the walls are grey )
I just took a dump ( He just took a dump )
On this sh**ty day ( What else can I say? )
I'll be kind and warn ( He'll be kind and warn )
Put up the caution tape ( The stench is nasal rape )
Man this turd is steamin' ( D*mn that turd is steamin' )
On such a sh**ty day
I dropped trow in a stall
I gassed all in the way
Hell, my pants are at my knees ( Pants around his knees )
And I began to say ( Don't come out sideways )
Oh, the toilet hates the stool ( Toilet hates the stool )
Gross but does not complain ( Still leaves a sh*t stain )
Man this turd is steamin' ( D*mn that turd is steamin' )
On such a sh**ty day
( farts the flute solo and other instruments )
Underwear is brown ( Underwear is brown )
And the Tide won't take ( Wish this stain was fake )
I just took a dump ( He just took a dump )
Such a way to wake ( Man for goodness sake )
No I can not tell her ( No way you can tell her )
Her lawyer would rake ( Have half what I make )
Man this turd is steamin' ( D*mn that turd is steamin' )
On such a sh**ty day ( Man this turd is steamin' )
On such a sh**ty day ( D*mn that turd is steamin' )
It's such a sh**ty day.
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That's hilarious...goes along with the song perfectly! Why, this parody is craptastic!!
Thanks SJ, atleast when I have a stinker I put up caution tape LOL ( well, its more like crime scene tape police use to seal off an area ).
I can't say I'm crazy about all the fecal-themed parodies there has been lately, I must say this was well written and amusing (though, still gross)...unlike Poopie or whatever his name is.
Ditto what Billy Boyd said. Gross, but skillfully written and very funny. I'll give it 5's.
I think it's stupid.
Thank you all for the votes and comments ( even you Parody Police ).
:-) Kind of reminds me of this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/mamasandpapas0.shtml (which was submitted exactly three years and one week ago).
Yeah, I saw that one, it was great. PS-Why no vote on this?
This is like 5 toilet bowls full of shit funny. Well done Red.
I can't believe you compiled what could easily have been the greatest parody ever and then fell at the last hurdle over subject matter... it's better than Ploppy LungSticky's stuff... but only just. And before you say something along the lines of ' well, we all have different tastes bla bla bla', this is most distasteful. All those other great parodies, then this. Shame. I regret to say that i'm with Parody Police on this one. Sorry, RA
Thank you everyone and especially DAK. Don't know if you voted or not, but the lowest mark was 535, so *IF* that was you, I respect that your ( or whomevers ) distaste of the subject didn't prejudice the pacing of this song. I usually stick to other themes, but out of the 42 or so parodies I have only a few are "crappy" (so to speak). Thanks all. :)
LMAO
Isn't it funny that some people who don't like toilet-humor parodies will still read them anyway even though the parody's title clearly states what the subject matter is about, and then complain about the parody after they read it? I don't like Chinese food, but I'm not going to go to every Chinese restaurant in town and complain about how I hate Chinese food after I've eaten a meal. It's just a little thing I noticed...
Scrawny Johnny, I agree.
No vote? I thought I did... in that I've just tried again, and it didn't accept the vote, so I guess it is there.
No problem, I may have miscounted. I was curious on how this song would fare, so I checked it alot.
(ABC) Dug in the dumps for this one, eh? Not that bad, really, but the last verse just kind of lost it for me.
-Rolls (brown) eyes- Not another poop parody.... sighhhhhhhh.... Well, You already know how I feel about these kinda parodies the only poop parody by you that I like is "Suicidal Anus", because that was just funny and surreal, this is just another poop parody, nothing special about it. Yuck!
(ABC4) Poo-parodies, or poorodies, are pretty hard to pull off with beating the joke into the ground. Scrawny Johnny has a definite point (it can be applied anywhere - I've been in enough Transformer forums to know). Not your best, and on top of that I DKTOS.
(ABC-M) Quite shiddy. Yes quite. This thing is so vivd my PC is starting to stink. As Lenny Briscoe said once on "Law and Order" when a suspect elaborated with TMI about a bowell movement - "Nice detail". I'm pinchin' out the 5 wood on this.
(ABCM) hmm, haven't seen this one before, jack - I am not a fan of pooh parodies, so I read it for the skill factor and I've gotta admit the bracketed plays on the lines were masterfully conceived, and the great pacing helps of course - deserves its 555
(ABC) I'm not against any kind of topic by default (it limits comedic ability and openness to what is truly funny. Matthias, how can you say "Put up the caution tape ( The stench is nasal rape )" is just another pooh parody? That's just hilarious! The only thing I can even remotely say about this parody is the last stanza was a let down comedy wise compared to the first two which had me cracking up (which after our conversation last night you know I needed) All 5's!
Giving Cacaman and Poomaster a run for their money! Nice job :)
Topics of parodies don't bother me as long as there is humor and the parody is well written. Your "answer" background vocals are what made me chuckle.
ABC- As a parodist who is guilty himself of such classics as "Sinkers And Floaters" and "Flush The Toilet Please", I have no problem with this topic. Bottom line, everybody poops. very well paced and hilarious, Ant!
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