Moo-day, Moo-day
No time for sheep
Moo-day, Moo-day
That's when we find
The chick's too cheap
On Moo-day corny
Isn't all that it's
Cracked up to be
On Moo-day there's more
Than two sides
To every beef

Moo-day, Moo-day
We're baaaad of course
Moo-day, Moo-day
Home with a colt
Neigh-bor was hoarse
On Moo-day clever
Lines don't come round the cluck
Won't happen off-hen
On Moo-day how'd your
Piggy mark-it
Without a pen

Every utter day, every utter day
Every utter day of the week's bovine
But whenever Moo-day comes
Ya whenever Moo-day comes
You'll find us punning
All of the time

Moo-day, Moo-day
Cattle's a-head
Moo-day, Moo-day
Snort but you'll be
Saddle be dead
On Moo-day cheesy
Never o-curd here
Disaster free
On Moo-day plant some
Vacuum bags
And you'll suck-seed

Every butter day, every butter day
Every butter day of the week's bovine
But whenever Moo-day comes
Said whenever Moo-day comes
You'll find us funning all of the time