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Song Parodies -> "Constipated Camping"
Original Song Title:
"California Dreamin'"
Original Performer:
The Mamas and the Papas
Parody Song Title:
"Constipated Camping"
Parody Written by:
Steve Code
The Lyrics
Warning: the following song contains "bathroom" humor.
Constipated Camping
(The MaMas and the Poopoos)
All the leaves are brown
No toilet paper today
I've been our-of-doors
In the month of May
I surely would have T.P.
If I wasn't away
Constipated camping
The Metamucil way
Stopped into a loo
I passed along the way
Well, I sat down on the seat
And I began to spray
Of course the T.P. was all gone-
And there was no bidet
Constipated camping
The Metamucil way
All the leaves are brown
No toilet paper today
I've been our-of-doors
In the month of May
If I'd had more fibre
It would have been okay
Constipated camping
The Metamucil way
(The MaMas and the Poopoos)
All the leaves are brown
No toilet paper today
I've been our-of-doors
In the month of May
I surely would have T.P.
If I wasn't away
Constipated camping
The Metamucil way
Stopped into a loo
I passed along the way
Well, I sat down on the seat
And I began to spray
Of course the T.P. was all gone-
And there was no bidet
Constipated camping
The Metamucil way
All the leaves are brown
No toilet paper today
I've been our-of-doors
In the month of May
If I'd had more fibre
It would have been okay
Constipated camping
The Metamucil way
Copyright © 2003 Steven R. Code
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ZACPA... that's how you say it in Czech. 555 alert!
"There was no bidet" was the best part.
Good parody - it has a lot of similarities to Phil Alexander's "Diarrhoea Streaming," but I suspect that this was created completely independently.
Nice work.
:-) It's sort of from the opposite viewpoint... strangely enough, "Diarrhoea Streaming" is my (joint) second most voted on parody, votes coming in a steady drip, drip (hold on, I don't want to encourage *that* mental image) for the last eighteen months or so. btw, it's here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/mamasandpapas0.shtml
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