Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of an anime .
That was sent to FUNimation ,
To be dubbed the American Way.
Yusuke a trash talking teen,
Kuwabara his rival and best friend.
And seven other friends in tow,
'Til the show came to an end, 'til the show came to an end .........

The Director started getting rough,
The cast was tempest tossed.
It was as Koenma had feared,
The episode would be lost; the episode would be lost.
The cast was locked in iron chains in a closet far away,
with Yusuke, Kurama too,
Hiei, and his Sis,
Kuwabara, and the rest
here on Yusuke's Isle.

So these are the woes of our favorite cast,
they're here until FUNi says they're done.
They'll have to make the best of things,
Even if it isn't fun.
Yusuke and his three friends, will do their very best.
to make the others comfortable,
with this Cartoon Network mess.
No Food, no Beds, no Privacy ,
not even a conveyance store.
It look's like Shizuru who's out of cigarettes
can't handle any more.
FUNi tunes in every week,
to get a corporate smile.
From nine peoples misery,
Here on Yusuke Isle.