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Song Parodies -> "Extreme Hay Fever"
Original Song Title:
"Daydream Believer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"Extreme Hay Fever"
Parody Written by:
The Stinker
The Lyrics
Oh, I get hives, every spring
From the pollen that it brings
My nose is blocked with runny, snotty things
This disease, I despise
Wipe my crusted itchy eyes
The nasal spray is cold, and it stings
Teared up wheezy sneeze
Oh, that late spring breeze
Gives me extreme hay fever
I've tried home remedies
Ryegrass, timothy
Mugwort, sorrel, and ragweed
Now you know how crappy life can be
Oh, and life really sucks bollocks
Around the vernal equinox
But how much do I really need to breathe
Teared up wheezy sneeze
Someone kill me please
I've got extreme hay fever
And some nasty allergies
Teared up wheezy sneeze
I hate this disease
I've got extreme hay fever
From this pollinated breeze
[instrumental interlude]
Teared up wheezy sneeze
F***ing allergies
I've got extreme hay fever
And there are no remedies
[repeat, fade, and die coughing]
From the pollen that it brings
My nose is blocked with runny, snotty things
This disease, I despise
Wipe my crusted itchy eyes
The nasal spray is cold, and it stings
Teared up wheezy sneeze
Oh, that late spring breeze
Gives me extreme hay fever
I've tried home remedies
Ryegrass, timothy
Mugwort, sorrel, and ragweed
Now you know how crappy life can be
Oh, and life really sucks bollocks
Around the vernal equinox
But how much do I really need to breathe
Teared up wheezy sneeze
Someone kill me please
I've got extreme hay fever
And some nasty allergies
Teared up wheezy sneeze
I hate this disease
I've got extreme hay fever
From this pollinated breeze
[instrumental interlude]
Teared up wheezy sneeze
F***ing allergies
I've got extreme hay fever
And there are no remedies
[repeat, fade, and die coughing]
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nice job on this...especially iked the bollocks / equinox rhyme
Gotta be the first parody with "vernal equinox." Nice work.
3 x 5 from this severe allergic rhinitis sufferer!!
This parody is nothing to sneeze at. Take 5 of these and call me in the morning!
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