The local pot head down the street
is trying hard to light his bong
HOA prez's Staffordshire
just dumped a steamer on my lawn

Another pleasant beery Sunday
Sitting drunk in my deck chair
Rows of empty bottles I have drained
Drinking craft beers solitaire

My neighbor's gay, drinks Chardonnay
wears panty hose and cheap perfume
He's such a queen, out on the scene
they make him use the ladies' room

Another pleasant beery Sunday
Here in suburban Stinker land
My job today is to hold down this chair
With a cold beer in each hand

Creature comfort goals
I have just one of those, unlike my fellow bourgeoisie
My thoughts all seem to stray, to my Trappist ale cache
I need another beer or three

Ta ta ta ta yada bla bla bla...

Another pleasant beery Sunday
Drinking beers in my deck chair
Another pleasant beery Sunday
Here in suburban Stinker land...

Another pleasant beery Sunday...