Song Parodies -> "OAP Belieber"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"OAP Belieber"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Unless you've been living on the moon, I'm pretty sure everyone has at least heard of the teen phenomenom that is Justin Bieber (personally all I know him for is his bizarre hair - I couldn't tell you what any of his songs sounded like for the life of me.) He has legions of fans ('Beliebers') - of 'all ages' apparently... which is the inspiration for this parody. (In the UK, 'OAP' is the term for senior citizen.)
I'm well aware that this has the potential to cross over into creepy territory - I'm just hoping I've stayed on the right side of the 'Ewwww' line!

Oh, that first time, can’t forget
When I surfed the world wide net
One look at him and I became a fan
He has such lovely hair
He’s a sweetheart, I don’t care
That I am prob’ly older than his gran

He’s so squeaky clean
Oh I’m peachy keen
This O… A.P Belieber digs him, know what I mean?

Wish he’d visit me
I would love to cook his tea
Afterwards I’d sit him on my knee
Oh and I’d let him stay up late
Maybe even half-past eight
And we could even watch Toy Story 3

He’s just seventeen
Some say it’s obscene
An O….A.P Belieber, I don’t know what they mean
Dream a sweet love scene
Hugs and stuff between
The O… A.P Belieber and the hormonal teen

**Instrumental break**

You can keep Celine
She’s a drama queen
This O… A.P Belieber likes them young, male and lean

He’s a singing teen
And my dream machine
This O… A.P Belieber loves him, won’t treat him mean

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Patrick - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment

No creepier than Michael Jackson singing a love song to a rat. But then again the rat treated him better than some of the people in his life. Is O.A.P. Old Age Pensioner? Just trying to figure out the acronym. As to the imaginary relationship described here, it had a grandmotherly feel to it. Honi soit, qui mal y pense.

John Barry - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Bubbly, toe-tapping.

AFW - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Breaking news..Justin..Wendy C writes a good parody..

Wendy Christopher - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments, everyone - much appreciated :^)
@Patrick - yep, OAP is indeed Old Age Pensioner. I had a choice between going with the grandmother feel or the cougar feel, and before a few alterations this was a bit of a meld of the two, which would DEFINITELY have been creepy! So in the end I decided to just go with the grandmother lines, 'cause they worked better.

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