I thought trade always eroded sovereignty
Seemed the more I bought the less I sold,
But business kept on running
With marketing so cunning,
And soon some major companies grew bold.

Then I saw her plan, the one from Theresa,
Worms were outta the can, an’ she lost control.
I’m impressed, and ready to please her -
I’m a believer in my soul.

I thought Brexit would be a transition thing,
A simple way to get back to the past,
What’s the point in voting
When the world has gone insane?
Then instead of Brexit we got pain.

Then I saw her plan, now I’m a remainer
Not a trace - of doubt in my mind,
I’ll survive, like Gloria Gaynor
And happy to stand right by her side.

(instrumental break)

Rudd was out to get her,
Well that’s the way it seems.
Parliament’s de-railing all her schemes.

Then I saw her plan, the one from Theresa,
Worms are outta the can, she’s losing control.
Her Ministers veer, they’re happy to tease her
Now I’m a remainer in my soul.

I’m a remainer, never felt saner,
I follow Theresa, so eager to please her,
I’m a remainer, yeah yeah yeah,
Never felt saner, yeah yeah yeah.