Take the last plane from Kabul
Without any hesitation
You can hop a C-one-thirty
And depart that failing nation

Don’t be slow
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, just go

‘Cause the Taliban is coming
Things won’t be the same again
You’ve got one more night at most so
Get your ass aboard that plane

And you must go
Oh, no, no, no
It’s time to go
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home

Take the last plane from Kabul
You’ll be joining the migration
And the brand new housing at Fort Bliss is
Probably your destination

Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

Take the last plane from Kabul
‘Cause the gov’s been overthrown
You’ll be packed in like sardines
The most in any plane that’s flown

We’re feelin’ low
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, man this blows
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home

Take the last plane from Kabul
‘Cause the new administration
Said to pull out quick and dirty
It's an utter abdication
Yeah, this blows

Oh, no, no, no
It’s time to go
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home

Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul