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Song Parodies -> "G-String Bikini"
Original Song Title:
"Daydream Believer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"G-String Bikini"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Just monkeyin' around.
I love sunny days, when the girls come out to play
The beach is full of ladies getting' tan
Just can't hold it in, when I view all of that skin
I have to dig a hole to lie in the sand
Wear that dental floss
Make my eyes go cross
In a G-string bikini
You have me at a loss
As you strut with pride, I've my cell phone at my side
The built-in camera, best that I could get
Strangers will all say that you looked real good today
(For) tomorrow you'll be on the internet
Flash those buns of steel
I won't cop a feel
Of that G-string bikini
But you sure have appeal
Pics of tush and chest, got me put under arrest
I guess I sort of got what I deserve
I just couldn't stop, didn't know you were a cop
You didn't have to treat me like a perv
Nice to see what's there
When you're almost bare
In that G-string bikini
We just can't help but stare
The beach is full of ladies getting' tan
Just can't hold it in, when I view all of that skin
I have to dig a hole to lie in the sand
Wear that dental floss
Make my eyes go cross
In a G-string bikini
You have me at a loss
As you strut with pride, I've my cell phone at my side
The built-in camera, best that I could get
Strangers will all say that you looked real good today
(For) tomorrow you'll be on the internet
Flash those buns of steel
I won't cop a feel
Of that G-string bikini
But you sure have appeal
Pics of tush and chest, got me put under arrest
I guess I sort of got what I deserve
I just couldn't stop, didn't know you were a cop
You didn't have to treat me like a perv
Nice to see what's there
When you're almost bare
In that G-string bikini
We just can't help but stare
Just try to find us, just try!
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Oh, so YOU'RE the stalker! Great thong - I mean, song.
As Ringo once said, "I'm a mocker"
Make sure you hide that driftwood, Captain Rod'Rick.
Almost obscene-ie. Nice write, Rick.
Hehe...dig a hole. And what for, may I ask? hehe
You may ask, but only Mari knows....
Funny song!=)
Arrrrrrh, thar he grows!
The part about the cellphone was great, and in this biz, ALL the phone numbers start with 555.
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