Song Parodies -> "Deceiver (The anti-Satan song)"

Original Song Title:

"Believer"

Original Performer:

"Deceiver (The anti-Satan song)"

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The Lyrics

Jesus loves you. Just don't say it in school.

I thought hell was only true for Jesus freaks
Just live your life and do as you please
Satan's out to get me
Wants my soul to bleed
Down in Hades waiting for my screams.

Smile on his face
He is the deceiver
Not a trace of love that is kind.
So I burn!
He's the deceiver
There's no relief here as I fry.

I thought hell was just to scare the children with,
Seems the more I lived the less I knew.
Don't see angels flyin'
Just eternal pain.
I'm here with Hitler and Jesse James

Now I see his face
He is the deceiver
Life's a race, lose Satan behind
Now I burn
He's the deceiver
I cannot leave here
Prince of Lies

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Guy - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

One helluva good parody FG. Not only do I like the satirical theme of the parody but the message it sends is oh so true. Well done.

David Chrenko - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Tellin' it like it is! There is no "Miller Time" in Hell - Maybe just a little water skiing on the Lake of Fire, amid the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Absolutely Write - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job, Floyd's Garage. Was this a recent "revelation"? Either way, I think you pinned back Lucifer's pointy little ears with this one. Write On!

Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Very true! Good parody! 5's

Stray Pooch - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, the D and the A and the M and the N and the A and the T and the I-O-N! Looks like you're headin' for some serious strife here, Floyd! But I'll pass a final judgement on this one - 555.

Claude Prez - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Hella-good

MookauMau - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

This is really good. I swear, whenever I hear that song I will think of you. I'll probably start singing it and everyone else will be like, "What the hell are you singing?" and I'll be like, "I'm singing about hell, actually!!" and then I'll start laughing like mad then everyone will think I'm a freak (which I am) and they'll all abandon me and I'll be all lonely. A lonely freak singin' 'bout hell... and hairjel.

Floyd's Garage - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

MookauMau you sound like someone I'd like to drink with :)

2nz - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Haven't seen you in a while, Floyd. You make a (guess what word goes here) of an entrance. Not funny, but not intended to be, and well written, and paced well. Yeah, 5's. g/j

Mari D - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Floyd, this parody is beneath you. Good work! At first it looked as though you were missing a verse but checked online and you're right. The delusion was brought on by Rick parody of this song ("I'm an Old Geezer"), which has three verses.

Aaerni - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment

The title of the original song is "I'm A Believer", not just "Believer". And the original version was not done by the Monkees. Neil Diamond wrote it.

Neil Diamond - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment

On this site, parodies are based on someone's performance of the song and not the author. I don't care. I made a lot of money on royalties from the Monkees' version.

ct - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

This is awesome. It's so very true...it's the eternal truth. Great job!

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