Song Parodies -> "I'm a Receiver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

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Original Performer:

"I'm a Receiver"

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The Lyrics

I thought gloves were always used by nursing staff,
Who specialize in - proctology.
You were out to get me
That's the way it seemed.
Everything now hurts where I was reamed.

You can't see my face, now I'm a receiver
In a private place, so if you don't mind.
Get a glove, oooooo... I'm a receiver
Wish you weren't leaving me behind.

I thought that your job was more professional,
Seems that nursing school taught you a lot.
What's the use in cryin'?
KY to ease the pain.
Please excuse my small leak of methane.

You can't see my face, now I'm a receiver
In a private place, so if you don't mind.
Get a glove, oooooo... I'm a receiver
Wish you weren't leaving me behind.

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Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done, Jan - this parody will go down in history in the anals of Amiright Proctological Parodology! 5's

Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is so good it will be the butt of many jokes. HIGH 5's!!!

Birgitta - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Jan,I've been a "receiver" myself before by a doc-just AWFUL! This is pretty funny! GJ

Agrimorfee - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment

TMI, Birgitta. GJ, Jan. 555

alvin rhodes - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment

i can't get the song out of my butt...uh, i mean head...gave ya 5s

Peregrin - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job ! The gloves are off!

Jay W - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Great lyrical blending, pacing, rhyme.

Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Ask, and ye shall receive 3 fives...

Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"

Chris - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment

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