A high school jock, football elite,
He was the king when young and strong.
But not the Raiders did aspire,
Married with kids, now he's gone.

That effervescent boy Al Bundy,
Wages earning, cash is rare.
Selling shoes is now his lifelong aim,
His life is so unfair.

A life of play is Al's forte,
When there is beer he will consume.
His magazine, just watch him beam,
'Cause he likes his big 'uns in full bloom.

That effervescent boy Al Bundy,
Founding father of "No M'am".
Always complains,
About the wife he has,
And his kids just won't lend a hand.

Bathroom comfort goals,
You hear him spin the roll,
And then he flushes the potty.
His feet they will convey,
A scent of full bouquet,
They will offend olfactory.

That effervescent boy Al Bundy,
Wages earning, cash is rare.
That effervescent boy Al Bundy,
Founding father of "No M'am".
That effervescent boy Al Bundy,
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