Oh My Dogs covered in ticks and fleas, Likes to jump On the neighbors' knees.
He Goes and Chews my furniture and He pees.
Then i grab his ugly mug, Rub his nose down in the rug.
I Look Outside and see the holes he dug.
The dog tore up my jeans, Likes to chase the neighborhood teens.
Hes A Golden Retriver and A Home Destroying Machine.
He Poops On My Lawn, Stays up Barking until dawn.
If I Had it my way he'd be gone.
Theres Nothing about him that i like, He chews the tires on my bike.
I Really Oughta tell him to take a hike.
Wasnt A Pretty Scene, When He Ate my jelly beans.
Hes A Golden Retriver and A Home Destroying Machine.
Its not that hes Mean, Hes just stupid from what i've seen.
Hes A Golden Retriver and A House Destroying Machine.