LOL, but sometimes you just gotta drop trau =) I'd at least try to sneak around the back behind the dumpster though.

This is reminding me of when you tell your mens to pull there pants up please. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba75.shtml Why you not liking your mens to express thereself, elf? But this is verry happy!

Surely there's an encyclopaedia on the way, Arwen, which we can flip through and relive memories of Bladder-Control-Less-Boyfriend and Tech-Fred and Wrong-Time-Reliever at our leisure - the over-the-top nutty wordplay in this was hilarious - 555

my favorite of the day...delightfully goofy...5s

You've really, REALLY, gotta start vetting your boyfriends better, my dear.....this was a hoot, as expected. 555

Oh, gee...I thought this was a Baseball parody...well, it is about someone who's balls are in the wrong place...and someone is making a judgement call about it..."Ball Five" (x 3)...

Very clever title and funny content...especially, the Martin Sheen and Dairy Queen lines..

Laughed till I wet myself. When I saw the title, thought it was going to be about baseball.

Another crazy Arwen classic! 555

There's an old saying, Arwen: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."

Jeff...oh see, that's what I mean...YOU'RE classy about it...=) Thanks!

Olaf...always a pleasure to see you, my dear, sweet Scandinavian friend! Thanks a ton!

Stuart...The Encyclopedia of Arwenisms...complete with the four volume "How Men Shouldn't Be" set...should hit stores this fall...=) Thanks!

alvin...awww...I'm honored! Thank you!

Kristof...glad to know you expect greatness from me...or, at the very least, fairly decent owl impressions...=) Thanks!

Paul...hehehe...good call. Thanks a ton!

AFW...thanks...I did like the DQ line quite a bit...=)

John...you're not alone...maybe I should write one about baseball next....=) And you should probably change your pants...hehehe.

Rick...if I can achieve nothing more than instant classics, I'll be happy with my parody writing career...=) Thank you!

Michael...nice. Leave it to you to be the charmer...; ) Thanks!

um, think I might've picked up volume one of the latter on a pre-release ;-)

Very classy...It's all about knowing how to put the 'ass' in 'class'

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. And to Jeff, I know how to put the Kick in Ass. Does that count?

Stuart...while that may be possible...it won't do you a lot of good...revisions are ALWAYS being made...

Jeff...that's my boy! Hee!

Ash...it counts for me...that's all I know. Thanks!