Song Parodies -> "Gonads"

Original Song Title:

"Go Now"

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Original Performer:

"Gonads"

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The Lyrics

Bouncin' on our bed's

Good fun

Pillow fights or no, your knee hit my gonads
Gonads, gonads (Gonads
Ooo) I choked a squealin' cry

(Oooo) Now what the hell am I supposed to
Do with black-and-blue nads???

(Ooo) My urologist sent me to a specialist to get a
Prescription for some new nads,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh

Analgesic meds

Cold dong

Accidentally, I hope, still you kicked my gonads
Gonads, gonads (Gonads
Ooo) Scrotum's feeling shy

(Oooo) After two MRI's and three testicular x-rays

(Oooo) One small advantage:
Male nurses give good pubic shaves,
Yay, yay, yay!

(Instrumental)

Self-esteem is low, no use for my gonads
Gonads, gonads (Gonads
Ooo) I'm sorta feeling "bi"

(Oooo) Now I want you to tell me just what d'you intend to screw now?
(Oooo) And how many times do I have to tell you darlin', darlin'
Quit wearin' those
Scary-toed steel shoes now!

(Oooo)

Sexuality's on hold, "cause darlin',
You kicked my gonads!

©Bob Gomez 2005

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carol - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment

ow ow ow! three 5's

Red Ant - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Ouch. Happy Thankgiving Bob.

Offender - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment

As Johnny once told me, now you know why the Moody Blues were so Moody.

Johnny D - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Blasting
Billowing
Bursting forth
With the power of ten billion parody sneezes
Bob, with his flaming fire,
Has conquered the Hayward sleazes
Rhyming to skanquility
Far above the skies
Receiving a million
Cheers and nifty fives

Peregrin - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Good one, Bob. To add to Offender's comment : Now we know why they were blue...

Bob Gomez - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment

carol: easy there, don't hurt yourself.
RedAnt: thanks, and I'm going easy on the giblets right now.
Offender: I always thought it was too much coffee.
Johnny D: I now consider myself poetically waxed. And that's a good feeling. Pip: Oh, behave! You drive me nuts!

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