-> "Tights I'm Quite Fat In / Plate Lament"
Original Song Title:
"Nights In White Satin / Late Lament"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tights I'm Quite Fat In / Plate Lament"
The Lyrics
Tights I'm quite fat in
They'll be breached if I bend
Donuts I've eaten
Never leave my rear end
Booty I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is -
Nothing fits anymore
'Cause I love food
Yes, I love food
Ohhhh how I love food
Gazing at people
Some, franks in-hand
Just what I'm thinking is -
Where's that weiner stand?
Some try to tell me
Start a diet, you fool
But when I smell pastry
I reflexively drool
And I love food
Yes, I love food
Ohhhh how I love food
Ohhhh how I love food
(instrumental)
Tights I'm quite fat in
See my buttocks distend
Chairs that I sat in
Carpenters must now mend
Beautiful pizza's bliss
With cheese fries before
Just what my weight is -
I can't say anymore
'Cause I love food
Yes, I love food
Ohhhh how I love food
Ohhhh how I love food
(instrumental)
'Cause I love food
Yes, I love food
Ohhhh how I love food
Ohhhh how I love food
(instrumental transition)
Breathe deep, before you consume,
Gnosh bites made from savory 'shrooms.
Fed little people sit back so content,
Another day's precious lunch money spent.
Impassioned diners masticate buns,
Hungry man cries for spuds and has none.
Rude waiter picks up and knuckles someone,
Senior citizens wish they had plums.
Cold sushi dish sat out all night,
Now moves and squirms with parasites,
Yet looks so...fresh, clean and white!
Skip this slimy fish tonight -
Its looks are an illusion.
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