-> "Watched All Six 'Saws'"
Original Song Title:
"Departure/Ride My Seesaw"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Watched All Six 'Saws'"
The Lyrics
Departure
Be it saws, wires, or gas, or chains.
Trap someone
Then Jigsaw will do it again,
The table of blades or the face mask of death,
Or the roomful of nerve gas that takes your last breath,
The pit full of needles, to be tortured, to rise up
With pinpricks, as you feel the pain,
Or to swim in a pit with pig carcass remains
To crawl in the furnace to feel your flesh flame
To have all these things in the movies of ‘Saw’
And to face them,
Please help us,
Oh god…
Watched all Six Saws
Watched, watched all six ‘Saws’
Torture place
In their trap
Rent for free
Die, fail and they’ll die
Trap is placed
Doors are sealed
Won’t be free
Jigsaw’s been a nut for years,
Watching Saw just to bring me fears,
Not to end their life a gore mess
But by now, I know that they can’t run
Run, run one last test
Take his place
In Jigsaw’s twisted mind.
Now, reach in the fire
For antidotes
Or you’ll run
Out of time.
Jigsaw’s got another trap
Pendulum with a swinging axe
Knife chair or the freezer room
As of now Detective Hoffman’s doomed
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah
Saw blades are spinning around
Pints of blood will fall to the ground
You can’t run so play with me
Let’s place her in the scalping seat
Watched, watched all six ‘Saws’
Torture place
In their trap
Rent for free
Die, fail and they’ll die
Trap is placed
Doors are sealed
Won’t be free
Watched, all six saws…
Watched, all six saws
Watched, watched
All six Saws
Watched, all six Saws…
(fade out)
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