-> "Nuts in White Muslin"
Original Song Title:
"Nights in White Satin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nuts in White Muslin"
The Lyrics
Nuts in white muslin
And big pointy hats
Hiding their faces
Cause they're cowardly rats
Beauty they always miss
With their dim, narrow minds
They wouldn't know the truth
If it bit their behinds
And they hate you
Yes they hate you
Oh, how they hate you
Glaring at black guys
Jeering at Jews
Cursing white traitors
Who don't share their views
Some try to sell you
Thoughts you'd rather omit
Too bad they cannot see
That they're all full of sh--
And they hate you
Yes they hate you
Oh, how they hate you
Oh, how they hate you
Nuts in white muslin
Each a huge mental loss
Dancing like monkeys
Round a big burning cross
Questions they always missed
On exams back in school
All of their papers
Were covered with drool
Cause they're morons
Yes they're morons
Oh, how they're morons
Oh, how they're morons
[SPOKEN]
Breathe deep, the billowing smoke
Watch each clown act like a joke
Bedsheeted people look out of their holes
Another day's hatred to blacken their souls
Embittered losers cackle as one
Brainless man cries for a clue but has none
New mother warping the mind of her son
Senior citizens, spread the same old dung
Boneheaded slobs, who ruin the night
Remove the logic from their sight
Down with black, and up with white
But we decide which is right
And which is a delusion
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