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Song Parodies -> "I Know I'll Never Find Another Two ( The 2 Dollar Bill Song)"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Never Find Another You"
Original Performer:
The New Seekers
Parody Song Title:
"I Know I'll Never Find Another Two ( The 2 Dollar Bill Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
we have "loonies" for ones, now "twonies" for twos.. where is my paper money going?? aaarggggg! I hate coins!!!
there's a few here somewhere
in our cold northern land
and I'll find one some day
a two bill in my hand
I still need some for collecting
so I'll have saved them too
but I know I'll never find another two
there is stupid loonies
they took away the one
now they have big stiff twonies
my pockets weigh a ton
I will search the whold world over
yes that is what I'll do
but I know I'll never find another two...
it's a big big worry
to keep it inside
when I walk through a mall
to look inside look inside
it will cost me a fortune
but I would have a bill
maybe ten bucks or twenty,
the cost won't match the thrill
so I'll search so lonely
and then when I am through
I know I'll never find another two
in our cold northern land
and I'll find one some day
a two bill in my hand
I still need some for collecting
so I'll have saved them too
but I know I'll never find another two
there is stupid loonies
they took away the one
now they have big stiff twonies
my pockets weigh a ton
I will search the whold world over
yes that is what I'll do
but I know I'll never find another two...
it's a big big worry
to keep it inside
when I walk through a mall
to look inside look inside
it will cost me a fortune
but I would have a bill
maybe ten bucks or twenty,
the cost won't match the thrill
so I'll search so lonely
and then when I am through
I know I'll never find another two
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In the Great Socialist North you always do whatever Good Government wants you to do. Down here, we will not put up with dollar coins--or two dollar bills, either. Let the Ecuadorians have them. From what I've read, most of Sacagaweas went to Ecuador, where they are so popular they are being counterfeited. Let's see if Obama can do what no government in 250 years has been able to do.
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