[Berthe] She sings a “G”, then changes key; Mess up and she will glare.
[Sophia] She won’t reply to email so I think she doesn’t care.
[Berthe] Her butt has got a pimple - she has turquoise-colored hair
[Catherine] I’ve even heard it said her arms are flabby
[Agatha] She’s always checking mirrors
[Sophia] She’s so vain that it’s unreal
[Berthe] She thinks she’s right on everything
[Catherine] Has meatloaf every meal
[Berthe] I hate to have to say it, but I'd like to cop a feel
[All Four] My Diva's got an ass that ain’t too shabby
[Margaretta] I'd like to say a word I’ve not heard yet.
[R. Mother] Then say it; don’t spray it, Margaretta
[Margaretta] My Diva makes me wet!
[R. Mother] Can we resolve our feelings for My Diva? First we are happy then she lets us down.
[Margaretta] How do you find the word for such an ego?
[Catherine and Agatha] A narcissist bitch
[Sophia] So pompous and smug
[Berthe] Vain clown
[R. Mother] Many a time you’d really like to smack her. Many a time you want to raise your hand.
[Berthe] But how will you make her stay? She’s itching to go away.
[R. Mother] How can we keep such talent in our band?
[Margaretta] Oh, Can we resolve our feelings for My Diva?
[R. Mother] Maybe she could be bribed with twenty grand.

[Sophia] When I'm with her she gets high, no, I cannot tell a lie; she drinks Cosmos like they’re going out of style…
[Agatha] She’s outrageous wearing leather
[Catherine] Freaks me out when we’re together
[Margaretta] Makes me nervous
[Berthe] Makes me angry.
[Margaretta] Makes me smile
[Sophia] Her feet stink – I do not jest; Still you want to grope her breast.
[Agatha] She has slept with seven hundred men or more
[Margaretta] Hurt my feelings once or twice
[Catherine] I don’t think she’s very nice
[Berthe] She’s a lezzie
[Margaretta] She’s bisexual
[R. Mother] She's a whore...
[All] Can we resolve our feelings for My Diva? First we are happy then she lets us down. How do you find the word for such an ego?
[Catherine and Agatha] A narcissist bitch
[Sophia] So pompous and smug
[Berthe] Vain clown
[All] Many a time you’d really like to smack her. Many a time you want to raise your hand.
[R. Mother] But how will you make her stay?
[Berthe] She’s itching to go away.
[Margaretta] Can we afford to pay her 20 grand?
[All] Oh, Can we resolve our feelings for My Diva? Just let the bitch move on now like she planned.