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Song Parodies -> "Unchecked Malady"

Original Song Title:

"Unchained Melody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Unchecked Malady"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

oh my god
they're crawling
i've suffered from your touch
a long lonely climb
crabs go by
so slowly
they once lived on your crotch
now, they're on mine

i need some drugs
to kill these bugs
you gave this stuff
to me

roaming critters flow
over me
over me
they've been doing harm
can't you see ?
marching up my thighs
biting me
biting me
they love their new home
right on me

and more i find

i need some drugs
to kill these bugs
you gave this stuff
to me
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Arwen - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross, Alvin...but great...=) 5s...
John Barry - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Licentious laughs!
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, now write "You've Got That Crawling Feeling".
Leo Jay - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great idea, well done.
Ashkicksass - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is WAY better than the original!
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, Hmmm...I once had the misfortune...it was somewhere in the mid-seventies - freaked me out when what I THOUGHT was an ingrown hair started MOVING. Tickle...tickle...tickle - YUCK! 5's and a tube of 'Quell'
alvin rhodes - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all....i hate this song more than any other...although "macarthur park" comes close good idea for a song, johnny...hee hee hee
Joelle - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's!
JT - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I speak for everyone when I say Paul, that's a little too much information.
Meriadoc - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
What a great way to slaughter this soppy song! It was the class song for the class that graduated the year before I did, and every morning for a month we had to hear it on the PA system. If only I had your version then, to help with the tedium.... :-D
Where's the Bandwagon? - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with JT!!
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, I just submitted a parody of "MacArthur Park" for the next posting ..... if you hate "MacArthur Park", then I hope you'll enjoy how I utterly, totally, mercilessly trash it in "King Arthur Barked". ;-D
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
JT & Bandwagon - aww, c'mon, the only GOOD thing about that miserable small slice of my past existence is being able to make current day folks queasy by mentioning it. Would you deny me that small pleasure in my dodderage?
Where's the Bandwagon - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Paul...I guess yes. Yes, I would.
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Bandwagon - Spoilsport !
Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice 'n nasty!!! 555
Royce Miller - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
good job, Alvin; quite a departure from the original!
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for checking out my sick little tune...and i looked at your king arthur song, johnny.....excellent
JT - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I would too.
The Thought Police - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"You never close your thighs anymore when you get-that itch! And that sore tenderness near your recess can be such-a bitch! I'm trying hard not to scratch it ,but maybe (maybe) 'cause of you,I can catch it! You gave me that itching feeling. Scratchy,itching feeling. YOU GAVE ME THAT IIIIITCHING FEELING ! Near my bone..bone...bone.Now I can't go home--to my wife!(The wife,the wife,the wife ---she gonna be pissed! the wife,the wife,the wife---she gonna be pissed...) Maybe maybe,I could get some aspercreme from yuuuooo.... 555!
Rick C - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It is now the year 2005. Just stumbled across this, Alvin! This is GREAT! I had to sing this song innumerable times at weddings! If I ever hear it again, I'll hear it your way.
Lionel Mertens - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't worry be Crabbie. 5's

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