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Song Parodies -> "Whip-Chained Melody"
Original Song Title:
"Unchained Melody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Righteous Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Whip-Chained Melody"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
alvin rhodes has said that his two least favorite OS of all time were: (#2), "MacArthur Park", and (#1) this one. Coincidentally, I had just done #2 a few days before he posted that comment. Red Ant, Michael Pacholek, and alvin himself have all trashed this OS, but maybe "One good burn deserves another"? OS lyrics here. Midi here.And in case ya didn't notice, THERE'S NOT A SINGLE DIRTY WORD IN IT!
Oh, my love, my Domme one
My bum: adore, whip touch
A long, lovely time
Quite tied, I lie, so lowly
Tight line, cannot move much
I am..... so yours!
I need your chain
I need your pain
Plain: cane, not lain
For me
Leather tethers run from my wrists to my knees
Rear: spread-eagled wide; legs in vees
Lovely shivers; sigh: Lady tease, then she freeze
Am I coming home? Mistress, please!!!!
Kiss your glove, my darling
In hungered teeth, I clutch --
Your thong; moan, "sub"-lime;
I pine for gyne; so holy:
Thy shrine, I worship much
Are you.... divine?
I need your rein
I need your reign
Queen, pee your rain
On me!
Don her underclothes; organ grows; glows in glee
Nose knows: smells like rose, her hei-ney
Lovely river flows: pee on me; peon: me [1]
Praise her toes in prose; paean: me! [2]
Dominatrix, darling
I'm buggered by nonesuch
Belong: only thine
I dine: thy guacamole
So fine, straight from your "crutch"
Am I... your swine?
I need a sign
I bleed and whine
Cat tails o' nine
To me!!!!
[1] "peon": a worker bound in servitude to a landlord or other master.
[2] "paean": a song of praise (origin is Greek)
My bum: adore, whip touch
A long, lovely time
Quite tied, I lie, so lowly
Tight line, cannot move much
I am..... so yours!
I need your chain
I need your pain
Plain: cane, not lain
For me
Leather tethers run from my wrists to my knees
Rear: spread-eagled wide; legs in vees
Lovely shivers; sigh: Lady tease, then she freeze
Am I coming home? Mistress, please!!!!
Kiss your glove, my darling
In hungered teeth, I clutch --
Your thong; moan, "sub"-lime;
I pine for gyne; so holy:
Thy shrine, I worship much
Are you.... divine?
I need your rein
I need your reign
Queen, pee your rain
On me!
Don her underclothes; organ grows; glows in glee
Nose knows: smells like rose, her hei-ney
Lovely river flows: pee on me; peon: me [1]
Praise her toes in prose; paean: me! [2]
Dominatrix, darling
I'm buggered by nonesuch
Belong: only thine
I dine: thy guacamole
So fine, straight from your "crutch"
Am I... your swine?
I need a sign
I bleed and whine
Cat tails o' nine
To me!!!!
[1] "peon": a worker bound in servitude to a landlord or other master.
[2] "paean": a song of praise (origin is Greek)
I don't necessarily care for any of this stuff, but behind closed doors, I am secretly homophonic. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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Oh, sure, Tommy, you always complain about the leather, now you're finally doing something about it! I submit... five lashes with a wet noodle for this brilliant, dominant parody!
Your love of the lash speaks loudly, my dear... methinks you doth protesteth wayyy too much, hahahah. I'll cuff you with a pair o' fives, and one to boot !
Masochistic, sadistic, and fantastic....You're a regular William Shakesrear.......555 lashes
this just can't be beat
I always thought that during S&M, one could only wail in agony/desire. You've proven one can SING to a dominatrix as well. 555
Just had to re-comment.... the "pee on, peon, paeon"... was another great example of your amazing wordsmithery... I've been laughin' 'bout it all morning !
Are you sure yer not Johnny D? ;)
What Paree Dee And Agrimorfee said. You must be the love child of Johnny D. and John A. Barry. The guacamole line is also great. High 5's
I just cannot deSade how to score this. Oh...555
Michael Pacholek, thanks... "leather" :) good one... Paree Dee, thankth, and you can kith my math... AFW, thanks, lol... alvin rhodes, thanks lol... YAD, thanks,;is that from personal knowledge? heh heh... Paree Dee, thanks again... see postscript; homophonery is my secret vice... Agrimorfee and Dee Range, thanks... you can ask Johnny D that...first Peter K1 thinks I'm Spaff, then you guys call me a bastard of two (apparent) gays... thanks a lot... no, seriously, one couldn't ask for better (alleged) lineage; TUVM for the extremely high compliments... I have learnt much from each of those gentlemen... and the bio is almost ready for "submission", :D so to speak, but trying to get a website up and running to link to from it... That will be the next project, if I ever finish these @#$%&* income taxes!!!!!
Dee Range, speaking of my secret homophony, your daughter, the English teacher, might could use "There, Their, They're" in her classes. (same permission and anal-lawyer stuff as your previous reprint request).
Dee Range, speaking of my secret homophony, your daughter, the English teacher, might could use "There, Their, They're" in her classes. (same permission and anal-lawyer stuff as your previous reprint request).
Rick C., just caught that after "submitting" my previous comment (musta crossed while typing)...Marquis it any way you like... Lol and thanks :)... and thanks again to alvin rhodes for "stimulating" this parody.
To parody an old Kiss song: Whip it up, Whip it up Ohhh yeah It's only right now Whip it up, Whip it up Ohhh yeah
carol (lol), thanks.
Showering you with fives!!!
Agrimorfee and all other AmIRighters, the charade has gone on long enough --- you have found us out --- Johnny D and Tommy Turtle are indeed ONE. ;-) Metaphysically and mystically speaking, of course. ;-D
PMS, thanks.... betcha AFW would love that "shower" too (cf his "Golden Shower" http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/thecarterfamily3.shtml; I paid him a tribute to this a few days later "Airfarcewon".
JDOTW, heh heh heh heh heh
JDOTW, heh heh heh heh heh
You know, after I wrote that comment about you and Spaff I realised that your almost excessive use of hyphens is the same as the/that trademark of Johnny D! You should have come out of your shell on April first...
Peter, when you get to be MY age, excessive use of hyphens is just what the doctor ordered. I have no idea what that sentence means, but it sounds vaguely ridiculous.
Johnny, I'm not sure if I agree if hypenating things is a sure-sign of old-age. Your half-assed guess is as good as mine.
Yeah baby! 555's
Peter K1, Johnny D, Michael P, I don't wanna get in the middle of this hyphen thing -- or let it get in the middle of me -- or my phrases -- ok, enough :)
JD, I think part of it was he thinks that I am an April fool's joke of yours. I'm somebody's joke, for sure, but that's a different issue lol. .. K1, I know it's scary to think that there could be two minds as warped as Johnny D's on the same planet -- uh oh, hyphen again!... end of sentence.
Larry Hensley, yeah, glad ya liked it! ;-)
JD, I think part of it was he thinks that I am an April fool's joke of yours. I'm somebody's joke, for sure, but that's a different issue lol. .. K1, I know it's scary to think that there could be two minds as warped as Johnny D's on the same planet -- uh oh, hyphen again!... end of sentence.
Larry Hensley, yeah, glad ya liked it! ;-)
Whoa.... 555.
Stephen Harrington, thanks.
I had a "Spanking" good time reading this! Thanks for the invite, TT!
Mark Scotti: You're "welt-come"! Thanks for cropping by!
Well it was just great until I read the disclaimer... ;)
Hmm... the security code is APT. How apt, my apt. or yours?
Hmm... the security code is APT. How apt, my apt. or yours?
Merry, the disclaimer said "necessarily". Which implies that it is possible that the author *might* care for some of it. Oh, the suspense!
Considering that your apt. is supposed to hit the freezing point Friday night, and I'm looking at *lows* in the 70s for the next five days or so, I'd think that my apt. would start looking better and better. ;)
Sorry that I'm, uh, "behind" on my commenting and replying. Having some computer and other issues the past couple of days. Will catch up sometime soon, I hope, but saw that there was a comment on this one, and how could I resist? (Not if I know what's good for me, right? ;-D )
Considering that your apt. is supposed to hit the freezing point Friday night, and I'm looking at *lows* in the 70s for the next five days or so, I'd think that my apt. would start looking better and better. ;)
Sorry that I'm, uh, "behind" on my commenting and replying. Having some computer and other issues the past couple of days. Will catch up sometime soon, I hope, but saw that there was a comment on this one, and how could I resist? (Not if I know what's good for me, right? ;-D )
TT, am I to assume that the above 'fantasy' (or IS it...?) takes place in your homemade dungeon, located at number 555?
Pippin, as said to Merry, I'll never tell, buwahaha! ;) ... and you're amazingly close on the address! But never cared for dungeons (or dragons, heh!). A simple bedroom (and perhaps some, uh, "accessories")... Thanks for v/c!
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