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Song Parodies -> "You've Lost That Flair For Cooking"

Original Song Title:

"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"You've Lost That Flair For Cooking"

The Lyrics

I tend to close my eyes
Every time you reach for a knife
And there's no flavouring
In the food you prepare tonight

I try so hard not to show it
But you know I'll have to throw it
You've lost that flair for cooking
Oh, that flair for cooking
You've lost all skill for cooking
It's all gone so wrong
Like your food

Now there's no sense of hope
In my mind as I reach for fork
And now you're starting to crystallise
All my hand-cured pork

I really do feel like crying today
"Cause really something you just don't get is
You've lost all flair for cooking
All of your flair for cooking
You've got no flair for cooking
It's just gone, gone, gone
Oh

Baby, baby, I'd get down on my knees with glee
If you'd stop cooking my lunch quite so terribly
I'd like some grub, some grub
Some grub people find every day
So just you try putting that sieve right away

Stop it
Stop it
Stop it
Stop it
I beg you please
Please
Please
Please

I hate your food
I hate your food
I hate your food
I hate your food

Don't give it me back
Don't give it me back
Don't give it me back
Don't give it me back

Get back your flair for cooking
Oh, your flair for cooking
Get back your flair for cooking
"Cause it's gone, gone, gone
And I can't go on
Without good food

Get back that flair for cooking
Oh, your flair for cooking

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Tim Hall - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a parody you do not find every day. Not raw, but just right.
Michael Pacholek - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't know Ric Flair hosted a cooking show. I know Hannibal Lecter does -- or, at least, does in Johnny D's demented world: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/tonyorlandoanddawn12.shtml
Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm the guy who appreciates 'bad taste' in a parody. This is no exception.
Kristof Robertson - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Baby, baby, I'd get down on my knees with glee
If you'd stop cooking my lunch quite so terribly
Loved it!!! 555
2Eagle - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
5-Ten times better than that OWS - Old Weenie Song.
Adagio - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Made me laugh!!
Susanna Viljanen - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
As a friend of good food, this deserves fives.

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