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Song Parodies -> "Un-Janed Melody"
Original Song Title:
"Unchained Melody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Righteous Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Un-Janed Melody"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
Many of us have long suspected that the special relationship between Tarzan and the jungle creatures was more than platonic. Unlike the original love song, this version is a "Dear Jane" letter as Tarzan reaches a painful conclusion about himself. ;D
Oh my mate, my woman,
There's something I must say - today - right away.
Although you are fine - for monkeys - and animals I pine.
So leave today!
It's Cheetah who - I want to woo - so toodle-oo - I'll say!
Bestiality - in the tree - is for me,
'Though some folks will yell "Sodomy!"
I crave "monkey-shine" - on the vine - tails entwine.
Ungawa* is my pick-up line!
I won't be forgetting
The time spent in our tree - oh gee - you and me.
I have a new crush - and so I - have "come out of the brush".
Happy I'll be!
You'll hear my roar - the jungle o'er - Cheetah's my whore!
I'm free!
* = Ungawa is a word used in several Tarzan movies, each time with a different meaning ("Elephants - kill the bad guys!", "Monkeys - drop leaves!", and so forth). Perhaps this is the origin of the vulgar slang phrase "spanking the monkey"! ;D
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And here I was thinking you meant something like Un-POTTED Melody...! (Not like Tarzan was smoking any of that wacky weed out there... At least, I don't THINK he was.)
The secretary of state was visiting an African country. At each stop the crowds responded to her offers of US friendship and solidarity with cries of "Ungawa-gawa"! Finally, the King took her to a farm to observe local agriculture. As they approached the cattle pen the King warned her, "Be careful not to step in the ungawa-gawa".
Quintgawa!! (pronounced: "Phive-gowza")
A swingin' tune. Some ape gave ya 1s.
. . . unGawa, you ! ! Sir !
Me laffin'...yu got fives...
Serves you right if you get AIDS - it came to the human population through monkeys and such, you know -- OMG! *YOU"RE" the one who spread it to humans! That's what you get 'cause you cheat-a on me!
If you *really* need a bestial side-piece, any Turtle can tell you that sheep are much safer! 555 to a flock; a different one every day!
(Really prime, Mate! --- can't believe no one else thought of that!)
If you *really* need a bestial side-piece, any Turtle can tell you that sheep are much safer! 555 to a flock; a different one every day!
(Really prime, Mate! --- can't believe no one else thought of that!)
Dang! Jane stole my awful "prime, mate" pun! Never mind....this was terrific, you ol' swinger. Beat your chest with pride. 555
Thanks all. I'm sadder but Weissmuller for the experience. ;D
So, you've Mulled it over, huh? And now you come "crawling" back to good 'ol reliable Jane, huh? ... Well, that *was* a really great pun reply, so ....
Would you like to swing on a vine?
We could make love, be mighty fine .... (sorry, DK rest of "swing on a star" from memory, and it's late)
Would you like to swing on a vine?
We could make love, be mighty fine .... (sorry, DK rest of "swing on a star" from memory, and it's late)
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