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Song Parodies -> "You Got An Ugly Fleecing"

Original Song Title:

"You've Lost That Loving Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"You Got An Ugly Fleecing"

Parody Written by:

Onan the Barfarian

The Lyrics

Parodied version at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hjtFq3vE0
Your treasured coat is sized, and you're shorn
From the head to hips
And there's no splendor left to adorn
Since your wool's been stripped
Your pride was scarred as they mowed it (Grazy)
And Grazy, Grazy, I loathed it

You got an ugly fleecing
Whoa-oh, it's unappealing
You've got that stubbly feeling
Now you're gaunt, gaunt, gaunt
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Now there's no welcome mat on your hide
Just a bleaker view
And curls that sparked my fuse
Got excised, little ringlets smoothed
It shakes me up till I'm writhing (Grazy)
'Cause Grazy, fun's been skewed since this scything

You've lost that fluffy feeling
Whoa-oh, my love's decreasing
You've lost that snuggly feeling
Now you're bald, bald, bald
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Grazy, Grazy, I just frown as I'm seeing you
If you were only fluffy, I'd pursue anew, yeah
You had such tufts
A fluff, a fluff you won't find on a stray
So don't, don't, don't, don't let 'em clip or shave

Grazy, Grazy, Grazy, Grazy, fine threads of fleece (fleece), fleece (fleece)
I need your fluff (I need your fluff), I need those tufts (I need those tufts)
Oh, springy tall nap (springy tall nap), clingy shawl wrap (clingy shawl wrap)

Bring back that fluffy feeling
Whoa-oh, that cuddly feeling
Bring back that snuggly feeling
What I want, want, want
And my want's so strong
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Bring back that fluffy feeling
Whoa-oh, my love's increasing
Bring back that tufty feeling...

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John Barry - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Falling-follicle funny.
Peregrin - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Egads! Shagging replaced by shearing? When is a sheeparody not a sheeparody? When it's actually about sheep! Good work, Onan :)
lifeliver - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny and clever, but wouldn't you look for the same thing in a romantic partner? I'm from rural Australia and I can tell you cows are geniuses compared to sheep. Not as fluffy though, granted.
Mittrack Obamney - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job. I can hear Bobby singing this.

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