I'm thankful ev'ry time that you pause to give me some ti-i-ips
But you've a-a bad habit, it's a flaw that gets o-on my ti-i-i-its
Say that what you've said's simplistic, buddy
"I've got more, just let me li-ink i-i-it"

You lost me a-at "more rea-ea-eadin'"
No-o, don't li-ike more rea-ea-eadi-in'
You went and said "more readin'"
Now I'm lo-ost, lo-ost, lost, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Just a short sentence, that's all that I wanted to hear, du-u-u-ude
Further research eats u-up all my time, afrai-aid it's true-ue-ue-ue
Yes, all you're doin' is tryin', buddy
To help me, but there's no point in ly-yi-in'

You lost me a-at "more rea-ea-eadin'"
No-o, don't wa-ant more rea-ea-eadi-in'
You had to say "more readin'"
So I'm lo-ost, lo-ost, lost, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Sorry buddy, I don't mean to-o be mea-ean to you-ou-ou
But I don't need a whole fri-i-iggin' novel, it's true-ue-ue-ue, yeah-eah-eah
Don't give a toss, a toss, a toss if I've an empty brai-ai-ai-ain
I won't, won't, won't, won't read the day awa-a-ay
La-azy-y (lazy-y), la-azy (so lazy-y-y)
You may call me-e-e (me-e-e-e), me-e (me-e-e-e-e)
All that I wa-a-ant (what I want)
Is no huge ta-alk (no borin' ta-a-alk)
I don't give a cra-a-ap (no single damn cra-a-ap)
Tell me straight, ma-an (just spit it out, ma-a-an)

Don't tell me there's "more rea-eadin'"
No-o, sick o-off more rea-ea-eadi-i-in'
Stop givin' me "more readin'"
I'm so lo-ost, lo-ost, lost
I wish you wou-ould stop, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Sick of your damn "more rea-eadin'"
No-o, stop you-our "more rea-ea-eadi-i-in'"
Want short tips, not "more readin'"
So I'm lo-ost, lo-ost, lost