Hey, Trumpie Baby, didn't know you'd go and shut us down!

I took a fed'ral job a while back--
I guard the golf clubs (POTUS's sack).
Orange Twitler's got a new show on TV
And he's givin' the finger to Pel-O-Si...

(Shuttin' down)
Fed'ral employees gettin' ready to strike!
(Shuttin' down)
Shit! Wait a minute, it's illegal to strike!
(Shuttin' down)
Can't make the mortgage or repairs on my bike!
(Shuttin' down)
Christmas was sucky, it was Dollar Tree Lite!
Hey, Trumpty Dumpty, why'd you have to go and shut us down?

Washington Monument's buried in trash,
And private contractors all straight outta cash!
Now nothin's gonna speed up the TSA
Until they pocket a buttload of owed back pay!

(Shut it down)
Chinga tu madre, border crossings are down!
(Shut it down)
Coast Guard is slackin', lettin' kayakers drown!
(Shut it down)
Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, nobody's around!
(Shut it down)
Let's visit Trump Hotels and crap in the lounge!
Holy Frijoles, Mexico is gonna shut us out!

I still can't believe that I voted for Trump!
He tweets diarrhea while takin' a dump!
His cabinet's on fire, no adult daycare,
I guess the Fart of the Deal just soiled his underwear!

(Shut him down)
Sing, Michael Cohen, cut your sentence tonight!
(Shut him down)
Sing, Paulie Manafort, with all of your might!
(Shut him down)
Sing, Papadopolous, and help us indict!
(Shut him down)
Sing, Mattis, publicize the book you will write!
Go, former Trumpers, don't you know we gotta shut him down!
Shut him down!
Shut him down!
Shut him down!