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Song Parodies -> "Nonoxyl Number 9"
Original Song Title:
"Love Potion Number 9"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Searchers
Parody Song Title:
"Nonoxyl Number 9"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
whatever happened to nonoxyls 1 through 8, and did they kill any sperm at all? for those who don't know, nonoxyl 9 is the most common spermicide on condoms.
I took my new girl to a hotel room,
we had some drinks and then some good boom boom
we use protection so we both should be fine
a latex condom with nonoxyl number nine
I told her that I was a flop in bed
she told me don't you worry they'll be dead
she told me not to worry everything was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine
she bend down and turned around, and she made me think
I didn't know a think, I sat and had a drink
I had some rum that time, I acted like a dink
she held my hand, I had to stand, she gave me a wink
we did it all the day and all the night
I thought I loved her didn't feel so right
but I kissed her and she said that all was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine
we did it all the day and all the night
I thought I loved her didn't feel so right
but I kissed her and she said that all was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine
we had some drinks and then some good boom boom
we use protection so we both should be fine
a latex condom with nonoxyl number nine
I told her that I was a flop in bed
she told me don't you worry they'll be dead
she told me not to worry everything was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine
she bend down and turned around, and she made me think
I didn't know a think, I sat and had a drink
I had some rum that time, I acted like a dink
she held my hand, I had to stand, she gave me a wink
we did it all the day and all the night
I thought I loved her didn't feel so right
but I kissed her and she said that all was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine
we did it all the day and all the night
I thought I loved her didn't feel so right
but I kissed her and she said that all was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine
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