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Song Parodies -> "Portly Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Georgy Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Seekers

Parody Song Title:

"Portly Girl"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Hey there portly girl,
All the food you eat's enough for three.
You can't see your feet because of all the portliness there - a wide view.
Hey there portly girl,
Wonder why they call you thunder thighs?
Could it be those greasy fries, you've outgrown the clothes you wear.

Pizza with every topping, like hogs a-slopping that pie,
Can't shed those poundy features, why try? - get eatin' it.

Hey there portly girl,
Dress size 'bout a forty double wide,
Eatin' half a dozen sides, so don't go away hungry,
Eat endlessly, bulk up portly girl.

----- instrumental interlude -----

Hey there portly girl,
More chins than Chinese directory,
Food is a necessity, not meant to be used that way.
Your bib could use a changing so pause that bingeing yourself,
There's lots more food on the shelf - get eatin' it.

Hey there portly girl,
Dress size 'bout a forty double wide,
Eatin' half a dozen sides, so don't go away hungry,
Eat endlessly, bulk up portly girl.

(Hey there, portly girl)
Bulk up portly girl
(Hey there, portly girl)
Bulk up portly girl

(Fade)

(Hey there, portly girl)
Bulk up portly girl
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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0
Total Votes: 2

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 2   0
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 3   0
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Jack Wilson - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! 5's!
Johnny D - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Goofiest line - "More chins than Chinese directory" - brilliant silliness, Guy!

Now you've got me thinking about a double-entendre parody using the line "More wangs than the Chinese directory" .... hmmm.....
Adagio - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor, poor portly girl. :D That was a good job, Guy! 5's
Claude Prez - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Surprised this didn't make Johnny wanna write "Orgy Girl" (I know; those days are gone--sigh) Anyway nice job Guy
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Can I tell you how much I hate the original song? (Almost as much as "And Honey I Miss You"). Have to agree with Johnny D on "More chins than Chinese directory" - leave it to Guy to come up with that line. I'll keep to the size 4s, but I'll give you 5s.
sloatead - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
it's time to take these fives from the shelf (a little bit)
Tim Hall - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on a song that I did first as Georgie Bush.
Johnny D - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, just for you, my friend....

Hey, there, Orgy Girl
Swingin' every night so pants-y free
Every man you meet would always place his (censored) there
(censored) you
Hey there, Orgy Girl
Not a single boy will pass you by!
Every single one will try to get in your (censored) hair

You're always (censored) shopping but never stopping to buy
You just go (censored) riding and sigh
A little bit

Hey there, Orgy Girl
There's a guy named George there (censored) (censored)
Tell him to (censored) (censored) (censored)
Or, oh, what a change you'll see!
He's got (censored)
Too late, Orgy Girl !

(Uncensored version is available !! ;-) )
Guy - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - I managed to catch the uncensored version when it was here and did a quit cut and paste job on it. So I have an uncut, cut of it too.

Thanks all for liking this parody. The Chinese directory line has been used by me before in another parody or two but it never got any notice before. This was surprising.
Johnny D - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy - OK! Glad you caught the "raw" version! The first censored word is boneniness and the second is inside.
Claude Prez - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny-- Wow, all for me? You shouldn't have. But (censored) good stuff. I really (censored) (censored) (censored), if you know what I mean.
Johnny D - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Claude, all for you, and the third censored word is pubic.
John Jenkins - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, Guy.
Johnny D - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The fourth censored word is condom and the fifth censored word is bareback.
Guy - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
And the last censored word is definately CENSORED!
Paul W - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, just freakin' hilarious, brought back visions of SUPPERTIME all over again. Size 555!!!
Birgitta - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(Heheh..I can see the resemblance.) Guy,this is phat! (I think that's a "chillin" term for really really good.) I admire your writing & talent. :-) Your pacing's impeccable! :-)
Leah Lockhart - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... always a good time for fat jokes ;-)
Royce Miller - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy-I just read this today and you really busted your gut on this one.
Adam "The One You Hate" Moses - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one. I liked it.
GeorgyMinerva - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not sure I liked it all that much. I know one person who wouldn't have. Judith Durham had a weight problem as a young woman, and that parody basically encompasses how she felt about herself. Still, it is funny, when you're not feeling like youc ould be the one it was written about.

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