-> "Steinbrenner"
Original Song Title:
"Georgy Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Steinbrenner"
The Lyrics
Hey, George Steinbrenner
Buyin' up the AL MVPs
Most teams can't compete with your collected mercenaries... they loath you
Hey, George Steinbrenner
Luring all the bats, payroll sky high
Money that you spend's a crime, the small markets have no prayer
You're always pennant shopping, good sense, retraint you do lack
It's time to cap your ass with a cap, on salaries
Hey, George Steinbrenner
Losin' to the Fish sure hurt your pride
With a sal'ry cap you're fried, and oh what a change there'd be
No World Series for you Steinbrenner
Hey, George Steinbrenner
Whatcha gonna do without the cash?
Hire a Haitian voodoo high priestess to hex Manny's bat? ...cork Jeter's?
Hey, George Steinbrenner
Pox upon the nation's field of dreams
Grab the reigns from you and Se-lig, sane folks should run the game
We need some things to change, and some pain will have to be felt
You'll have to stash your cash on the shelf, and lose a bit
Hey, George Steinbrenner
Losin' to the Fish sure hurt your pride
With a sal'ry cap you're fried, and oh what a change there'd be
No World Series for you Steinbrenner
(Hey there, Georgy girl)
You're done, Steinbrenner
(Hey there, Georgy girl)
You're done, Steinbrenner
(Hey there, Georgy girl)
Give up, Steinbrenner
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