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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Never Spy On Other Nudes"
Original Song Title:
"I’ll Never Find Another You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Seekers
Parody Song Title:
"I’ll Never Spy On Other Nudes"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Another from our unreleased batch. Peregrin says: I grew up with the Seekers' music in the 60s, when they became Australia's first true musical export to both the U.K. and U.S. (prior to the Bee Gees and the Easybeats). The group were renowned for being EXTREMELY straight-laced (I mean, how many groups feature a double bass player with Clark Kent glasses?), and that's why I came up with the original idea for the parody, the thought of Judith Durham (the lead singer) even thinking about a nudist camp would have had her blushing from head to toe. Judith Durham died on 5 October 2022. R.I.P. Original song on YouTube. (The comment just before the song starts is straight-laced exemplified).
There's a nude world out there
A nature-loving land
Where we sing Kum-Buy-Ah
And smoke and all hold hands
I’m not keen on them beside me
So fat are Scott and Stu
So you know I'll never spy on other nudes
There is always mah jong
And volleyball to play
And score me a home run
(Not sex, but softball way)
Why, perverts lurk in the clover
For, not wildlife, to view...
Yes, I know I'm being spied with turpitude
Mister long dong (Bernie)
They say it’s cockeyed
Ben and Rock, Drew and Norm
All brushed aside (woe betide...)
If we played at contortions
My pleasure would be small
I could do Jean-Paul tomorrow
Would end up unenthralled
But I’m not enthused with lust, Steve
Thy build’s like inner tubes
Afterglow I will deny and will preclude
Didn’t come here for your love, dears
Down be-low, will stay blue
For that’s why I'll never ply with camper nudes
Those camper nudes, those camper dudes
A nature-loving land
Where we sing Kum-Buy-Ah
And smoke and all hold hands
I’m not keen on them beside me
So fat are Scott and Stu
So you know I'll never spy on other nudes
There is always mah jong
And volleyball to play
And score me a home run
(Not sex, but softball way)
Why, perverts lurk in the clover
For, not wildlife, to view...
Yes, I know I'm being spied with turpitude
Mister long dong (Bernie)
They say it’s cockeyed
Ben and Rock, Drew and Norm
All brushed aside (woe betide...)
If we played at contortions
My pleasure would be small
I could do Jean-Paul tomorrow
Would end up unenthralled
But I’m not enthused with lust, Steve
Thy build’s like inner tubes
Afterglow I will deny and will preclude
Didn’t come here for your love, dears
Down be-low, will stay blue
For that’s why I'll never ply with camper nudes
Those camper nudes, those camper dudes
Even playing mah jong would have made Judith blush...
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Works especially well because it's the Seekers. Had a laugh at Mister long dong Bernie line. Fit well. Laughed that your one today has a long dong while mine today has a limp ol' tool. Are you only posting finished old ones or are you also finishing unfinished old ones? Are you writing any new ones at the mo?
Thanks Andy! Yes, the juxtaposition between their wholesomeness and the subject matter makes me snigger. I noticed the link between the parodies as well! Nearly everything that is posted are ones that are already finished. There are a couple that were almost finished that I have been trying to add to, I will send them to Merry for her approval though. I have been trying to write some new ones, but I find it difficult as Merry and I would bounce ideas off each other and that seemed to make things so much easier.
Hi Guys...long time since we all seemed to be a big happy funny family here. World has gotten a little darker. Glad some of us are still around. Keep up the good funny fight!
Hey Rick! Thanks for the nice comments. Darker is one word for it, I have others, but best not in mixed company... We try to post one every Monday from our back catalogue of unreleased works. Will keep an eye out for yours as well :)
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