It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world
In Summer all folks wear shorties
While the Lamb chops also with panties
I'm telling you that was a mad, mad, mad, mad Decision
A person by the name of Zaslav
Think his decision is better than others,
but Boy,He's Wrong
So what a mad, mad, mad, mad world!
The one thing we are care for
Is that nothing we care
Have a ball, laugh out Loud, so fools don't give up
Toujours with amour, but still toujours
So be happy with a Gaffer
You get a screamer, Now get a laugher
Let all Be with gays and say, "What the hey"
What a mad, mad, mad, mad salute
My dear pen pal named Jaffee,
Says that Kaputnik should get a Fold-in,
Jawohl, Al was right
But Still get a mad, mad, mad, mad mood
I know it may sound so Foolish
Hope those Goonish don't be in Polish,
Yes, yes, confess that....
in this mad, mad, mad, mad world
Our Chancellor is so congested
Mass confusion on votes
But Detroit was adroit, what they'll make more Robocop,
but did they forget automobiles?
So be a jolly good fellow
Be a clown, boy, Punchinello
Get off your house and enjoy the Fun
It was a mad, mad, mad, mad
But We're still mad, We're still mad, We're still mad, so it's still a mad world!