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Song Parodies -> "Ho, Pay Me!"
Original Song Title:
"Do Re Me"
Original Performer:
The Sound Of Music
Parody Song Title:
"Ho, Pay Me!"
Parody Written by:
Pimpin' Lee
The Lyrics
When you got hos on a string,
You can be a pimpin' king!
Ho: a skank, a sleazy skank
Pay: ma cut for what I does
Me: maself, who got phat bank
My: like mines, not yuz or huz
Dough: I need fo' gettin' bling
I: anotha word like 'me'
Need: like 'gots ta have dat thing'
And I'm always wantin'
Mo', Mo', Mo'
Mo' Hos: mo' skanks, mo' sleazy skanks
Pay: gits phatter all the time
Me: maself, who's 'laarge in chaarge'
My: like I said, it's like 'mines'
Dough: a ho is a cash cow
I: anotha word fo' 'me'
Need: like 'gots ta have it now'
And I'm always wantin' Mo', Mo', Mo', Mo' Hos
Ho Pay Me Ma Dough -- I Need Mo!
You can be a pimpin' king!
Ho: a skank, a sleazy skank
Pay: ma cut for what I does
Me: maself, who got phat bank
My: like mines, not yuz or huz
Dough: I need fo' gettin' bling
I: anotha word like 'me'
Need: like 'gots ta have dat thing'
And I'm always wantin'
Mo', Mo', Mo'
Mo' Hos: mo' skanks, mo' sleazy skanks
Pay: gits phatter all the time
Me: maself, who's 'laarge in chaarge'
My: like I said, it's like 'mines'
Dough: a ho is a cash cow
I: anotha word fo' 'me'
Need: like 'gots ta have it now'
And I'm always wantin' Mo', Mo', Mo', Mo' Hos
Ho Pay Me Ma Dough -- I Need Mo!
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Well paced, reasonably funny
Ho-riffic! I thought it was quite novel and original. Well done.
I'm with Guy-- Dy-no-mite
Yo, thanks for the propz, fellaz -- y'allz da shiznitz.
I should have known this was you Lee-J. I thought we had a newbie with a lot of writing potential here. Still very well done. Maybe because the author name is not a familiar one is why it has gotten such little attention?
Yeah, fella -- I know I takes me a chance when I whipz out one o' my pzeudonyzmz, but dats cool. I don't take shizzits like this serius anyway, yo.
Quite amusing! You do have a potential for writing parodies, I must say! I am unfamiliar with slang, so I could have been trying to read another language... agus nì mise sin, ach claonaidh mi, gu dearbh. Cumaibh ur sgrìobhadh! Cumaibh an obair mhath!
Twisted! Evil it is! Turning a family wholesome song into this? I LOVE IT! So, what can you do with "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" then? 555 ^-^
O'-Jay-Lee-yaw-so-ma-hero. Fizziverz.
Yo brudda, dat was wack! ( whatever 'wack' means) 555, smart and original ;P..... and what's with all the bloody ones for every parody, it's really pissing me off.
Wow. Really original. Freaking hilarious! Way to totally ruin that wholesome song for everybody! 555
VEry interesting. Liked lotz, keep going. I find un-serious funny peolple hilarious.
Thanks, yo.
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