-> "Merditocracy"
Original Song Title:
"Come See About Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Merditocracy"
The Lyrics
They been lyin’ (truth flew)
Losers only (whole crew)
Crime they all are too near
You hear ’em and it’s all too clear
That everything they say around is turned
When they open up their mouths you learn
They’re only lyin’, nothing’s true
No denyin’, a loser crew
Efflueslurry
Eyes open, easy to see: merditocracy
What it is you won’t see: meritocracy
For example, Dregsdreck, drunk and drools
He’s just one of the many fools
Had to dig to find
Gene pool dilution that’s worm-dined
Gray matter was eaten away
Lotsa folks he is gonna slay
They’ll be dyin’, wasted, a slew
Pandemics arrivin’, worse than the flu
We gotta worry
It’s not meritocracy (merditocracy)
Putin puta Gabbard (merdautocracy)
Satan and his babies (Muskandspawned13)
Some are nuts (nuts, loons, goons)
Some are clowns
But one thing is certain
Treachery abounds
The cancer Kash, an FBI leech
Crazy eyes, and can really screech
Most are vyin’ for love of Pu
Most all were arriving from a flushed loo
We gotta worry
Will destroy our way of life, freedoms and country
All gonna be wasted (merditocracy)
It’s idiots only that they want to see
They’re pals with foe freaks (merdoligarcy)
Robbing the treasury (merdkleptocracy)
Worry flurry (merdholanarchy)
Merdbroligarchy
Merdholigarchy
Merdplutocracy
Merdtrolligarchy
Muskholigarchy
Moscowigarchy
Mengelearchy
Meinkampfigarchy
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