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Song Parodies -> "To Doubt Doubt Doubt Him - Our PM Harper"
Original Song Title:
"To Know Know Know Him"
Original Performer:
The Teddy Bears
Parody Song Title:
"To Doubt Doubt Doubt Him - Our PM Harper"
Parody Written by:
Rose DeShaw
The Lyrics
This works best sung maudlin the way Emmy Lou Harris, Linda Ronstadt and Dolly Parton did in all earnestness and sincerity which works well as sarcasm.
O Stephen Harper [spoken]– (exasperated lead in)
Headshaking in frustration: Gesture to audience & start singing:
Can’t trust trust trust him
With our old age pension funds
And I don’t and I don’t and I don’t
Just to see him smile
O that crocodile!
To know know know him
Is to doubt, doubt, doubt him
And I do (and I do and I do)
We’ve been good to him
Majority we’ve given him
Some people say that he’s quite the guy
Most shake their heads & they wonder why
Just to know him
Is to doubt doubt doubt him
And I do (and I do and I do)
Why can’t he see
Old age’s no cup of tea
Someday he will be
Richer by far than you & me
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Can’t trust trust trust him
There’s no love, love lov’in
Just to see him smile
Chills me quite a while
To know know know him
Makes me doubt doubt doubt him
And I do (and I do and I do)
Headshaking in frustration: Gesture to audience & start singing:
Can’t trust trust trust him
With our old age pension funds
And I don’t and I don’t and I don’t
Just to see him smile
O that crocodile!
To know know know him
Is to doubt, doubt, doubt him
And I do (and I do and I do)
We’ve been good to him
Majority we’ve given him
Some people say that he’s quite the guy
Most shake their heads & they wonder why
Just to know him
Is to doubt doubt doubt him
And I do (and I do and I do)
Why can’t he see
Old age’s no cup of tea
Someday he will be
Richer by far than you & me
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Can’t trust trust trust him
There’s no love, love lov’in
Just to see him smile
Chills me quite a while
To know know know him
Makes me doubt doubt doubt him
And I do (and I do and I do)
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